Marc Hempel

Cape meets cool in this great retro design!

Cape meets cool in this great retro design!

Colorful canine cuteness from cunning creator Marc Hempel!

A doggy design to die for! (Wagging tail included at no extra charge.)

Classic culinary comedy courtesy cunning cartoonist Marc Hempel!

Purrrfect for Lovecraft Lovers and Feline Fanatics! The High Priest of the Great Old Ones envisioned as a cute kitty—and he's adorable (albeit in a tentacled, bat-winged sort of way)!!!

Marc Hempel's captivatingly crazy kid Gregory™ from the 1989 cult comics classic! Vintage, painted cover art! Authorized design!

Even the High Priest of the Great Old Ones likes to stay in touch. Lovecraftian levity from designer Marc Hempel!

Be a protector of proper punctuation in this colorful Marc Hempel creation (that actually makes use of an Oxford comma)!

Because, you know, context.

Who said ice cream has no bones? A brand new, cunningly creepy confection concocted by designer Marc Hempel!

Ted & Jeff—Marc Hempel's soon-to-be-infamous, serial killing cartoon duo—really don't deserve to be on a T-shirt, but apparently that's not stopping them!

Well, what would you call endless bacon? The greatest pork- or pork byproduct-based T-shirt design ever created!

Be locked, loaded, and literate in this high-caliber Marc Hempel design!

From the 1989 cult comics classic Gregory™, Marc Hempel's captivatingly crazy kid greets you with a passionate proclamation of poetic profundity! Authorized design! Witty dialogue included free of charge!!!

Say YES to this backwardly positive message!

A humorous take on a well-known quote & song lyric by designer (and humorist) Marc Hempel!

A brand new (cute & slightly creepy) cat design by Marc Hempel!