Perfect Uni-Tee

A simple hop over a small hole... don't roll a 1.

Ever wonder what Ms. Mona Lisa was thinking? Now you do.

Ever see someone smiling and just knew they were up to something? This shirt is for them.

Just be careful when you're in Sparta. This might happen to you.

Yes. Have mercy.

We've all imagined ourselves as a superhero. Only a few of us ever get to realize that dream. Quailman is one such character. Jumping off the page and replacing another famous icon on this cover, Quailman fights for truth, justice and Porkchop.

Only one being would dare call himself this. Is it you?

Ladies, you definitely need to get this for your man. He needs to tell everyone just how happily married he is... even if the shirt confuses him.

The perfect tropical shirt for one and all. Get two, just to have a set!

Tell me this isn't true. Just tell me. Go ahead.

Tell me this isn't true. Just tell me. Go ahead.

Perfect advice from the bard himself. Always be true to yourself, no matter what.

Life is a wonderful thing, for without life we would not be here. Would you?

Ahh... college... those four, or five, or eight years of your life that you really get to let loose... even if you never set foot on campus.

Some people are just accident prone... and then there are others that are just so screwed up they're like a trainwreck. This shirt is for them.

I believe it was George Carlin who first phrased this. And what better way to celebrate the middle of the work week than by wearing a shirt that says how you really feel.

Simple words that almost started a war. Maybe we should all play a little Global Thermonuclear War. Or just stick with Tic-Tac-Toe

If the roles were reversed. Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

From Measure for Measure. Shakespeare's quotes resonate as much today as when he wrote them. Wear them proudly.

Shakespeare knew how to turn a phrase, and this is no exception.

Love is compared to many things in Shakespeare's plays, but here is a perfect quote comparing it to music.

From Titus Andronicus. Who knew that Shakespeare penned the world's first mom joke?

Great advice from the bard! Shakespeare really knew how to turn a phrase.

There are just some things in a tabletop rpg we shouldn't have to roll for.

From Comedy of Errors. You know you've had conversations you just wanted to get out of. With this shirt, you can tell them how you really feel. Gotta love Shakespeare.

From A Midsummer Night's Dream. This is a quote that will tell them how you really feel. Leave it to Shakespeare to put it so eloquently.

Quoting Shakespeare is fun, especially when the quotes are a poignant as this one. Great for any artist in your life.

From The Tempest. Another of Shakespeare's great quotes that helps to see the direness of a situation.

From Richard III. Shakespeare certainly had a way with words, especially when it came to insulting people. Wear the insult with pride.

Look... he's smiling. Well as much as a god should smile anyway. Okay, so he's frowning. This is a special emoticon. We like to call it an A-Moticon.

Yes, this Supreme Elder-God is looking for some recognition. So, hold up that sign proudly and show him the adoration he deserves.

Watch out for dragons crossing the road. This is more for your safety than theirs.

He may be a nightmare, but you can outrun him... maybe. At least give it a shot! You don't need to have claw marks on your back when you wake up.

No matter what, once someone rolls that one on that dice, the entire game goes from fun to hellish. The easy solution... just don't roll a one!

If you don't get this reference... shame on you! If you do... then you must have this for your very own! No... no other option. You need to have it.

If you don't know this reference... shame on you! If you do... then you have to have it!