Perfect Uni-Tee

Doesn't matter the size of the tree. All it needs is a little love.

Are you sure you aren't the naughty one?

Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?

Why can't you be jolly? Christmas is fabulous!!!!

It's the music we all hate to love! Or is it love to hate?

Elf cursing... we love it!

Our favorite buddy has some fine words to share with all of us.

Artwork from our Flesh Eating Cheerleaders Series. Artwork by C.B. Zane.

Artwork from our Flesh Eating Cheerleaders Series. Artwork by C.B. Zane

Artwork from our Flesh Eating Cheerleaders Series. Artwork by Ron Joseph.

Artwork from our Flesh Eating Cheerleaders Series. Artwork by Jose Cano.

Artwork from our Flesh Eating Cheerleaders Series. Artwork by Jose Cano

Artwork from our Flesh Eating Cheerleaders Series. Artwork by Joel Souza.

Artwork from our Flesh Eating Cheerleaders Series. Artwork by Joel Souza.

Artwork by Jose Cano. Cover art for the Flesh Eating Cheerleaders comic series.

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Logo for our book, Flesh Eating Cheerleaders from Outerspace!

Who needs a horse when you've got a big burly character on your team. Artwork by Kodaris?

They don't reflect! So... just watch your back!!

Ever lose a body you were searching? Roll a 1 and you will! Artwork by Kodaris.

Sometimes you just have to look the Cyclops in the eye! Artwork by Kodaris

Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.

Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.

What do you get when your whole family is in your house for the holidays? You get a headache. Our friend Clark understands that.

What do you get when you have the whole family in the house for the holidays? You get a headache. Our friend Clark understands that.

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!

Sometimes you just need to be a little creative checking for traps. Depending on your alignment, this might be an option. Artwork by Kodaris

They're small. But does that mean we should toss them at monsters? Hell yeah it does!

She's your lobster. C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws. ... See? He's her lobster!