Perfect Uni-Tee

Some guys can handle it, others can't.

Pot is bad for everyone... especially crabs.

Just think of how happy you could be if you didn't care about anything.

Ever wonder what Ms. Mona Lisa was thinking? Now you do.

Ever see someone smiling and just knew they were up to something? This shirt is for them.

Just be careful when you're in Sparta. This might happen to you.

Yes. Have mercy.

We've all imagined ourselves as a superhero. Only a few of us ever get to realize that dream. Quailman is one such character. Jumping off the page and replacing another famous icon on this cover, Quailman fights for truth, justice and Porkchop.

Only one being would dare call himself this. Is it you?

There's only one thing to say about this. Be Excellent To Each Other, and Party on Dudes! Okay, so there were two things.

Ladies, you definitely need to get this for your man. He needs to tell everyone just how happily married he is... even if the shirt confuses him.

The perfect tropical shirt for one and all. Get two, just to have a set!

Tell me this isn't true. Just tell me. Go ahead.

Tell me this isn't true. Just tell me. Go ahead.

The phrase "Off with their heads" takes on a whole new meaning when your last name is MacLeod. Use caution.

Perfect advice from the bard himself. Always be true to yourself, no matter what.

Life is a wonderful thing, for without life we would not be here. Would you?

Ahh... college... those four, or five, or eight years of your life that you really get to let loose... even if you never set foot on campus.

Some people are just accident prone... and then there are others that are just so screwed up they're like a trainwreck. This shirt is for them.

I believe it was George Carlin who first phrased this. And what better way to celebrate the middle of the work week than by wearing a shirt that says how you really feel.

Simple words that almost started a war. Maybe we should all play a little Global Thermonuclear War. Or just stick with Tic-Tac-Toe

Let everyone know that you've found that special someone. Perfect for bachelorette parties!

If the roles were reversed. Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

You can never really trust people can you? Especially when you're traveling with an NPC.

From Measure for Measure. Shakespeare's quotes resonate as much today as when he wrote them. Wear them proudly.

Shakespeare knew how to turn a phrase, and this is no exception.

Love is compared to many things in Shakespeare's plays, but here is a perfect quote comparing it to music.

Don't just blindly go wandering into a dungeon. Bring that fire extinguisher, or this may happen to you.

From Titus Andronicus. Who knew that Shakespeare penned the world's first mom joke?

Great advice from the bard! Shakespeare really knew how to turn a phrase.

There are just some things in a tabletop rpg we shouldn't have to roll for.

From Comedy of Errors. You know you've had conversations you just wanted to get out of. With this shirt, you can tell them how you really feel. Gotta love Shakespeare.

From A Midsummer Night's Dream. This is a quote that will tell them how you really feel. Leave it to Shakespeare to put it so eloquently.

Quoting Shakespeare is fun, especially when the quotes are a poignant as this one. Great for any artist in your life.

From The Tempest. Another of Shakespeare's great quotes that helps to see the direness of a situation.

From Richard III. Shakespeare certainly had a way with words, especially when it came to insulting people. Wear the insult with pride.