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Dedicated to the men and women of the former Earth Force in their fight against the Shadows.

The premier news network in 2158 onwards for all your news needs across the galaxy.

"I am a Ranger." "We walk in the dark places no others will enter." "We stand on the bridge, and no one may pass." "We live for the One, we die for the One"

Remember to bring a celebrity or a prostitute.

This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

Make sure you emphasise the word Yes!

The ideal thing to say when you're with Mrs Purchase.

This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

Probably the next best TV series that Alan Partridge has ever had that includes Chris Eubank

Probably the next best TV series that Alan Partridge has ever had.

Probably the next best TV series that Alan Partridge has ever had.

When you've gotten your ass to Mars you generally only stay for 2 weeks.

When you've gotten your ass to Mars, then you need to find Kuato and open your mind.

When you've gotten your ass to Mars, then you need to find Kuato.

When you've gotten your ass to Mars, then you need to find Kuato.

Better than Highlander 2

For when you really want to annoy the people next to you in traffic.

Another quality home game from Butler Brothers.

Try not to stare at it for too long.

As featured in the movie Wargames, care for a game?

Bickle Cabs, perfect for washing the scum from the streets of New York in the 70s.

Paying homage to the classic movie about the pressures of sales.

Why don't we all take a 5 minute break...

May the Schwartz be with you...

He's an asshole too Sir....

So what do you do as a hobby?

The pinnacle of British crime movies comes famous quote.

The pinnacle of British crime movies comes famous quote.

The pinnacle of British crime movies comes Brick Top Pig Farm Design.

The pinnacle of British crime movies comes this famous quote from Snatch.

The pinnacle of British crime movies comes this famous quote from Snatch.

What time is it?

It was the dawn of the third age of mankind. Ten years after the Earth Minbari war. The Babylon project was dream giving form. It's goal to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and aliens could work out their differences peacefully. It's a port of call. Home away from home for diplomas, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanders. Humans and aliens wrap in two million five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2258. The name of the place is Babylon 5.

It was the dawn of the third age of mankind. Ten years after the Earth Minbari war. The Babylon project was dream giving form. It's goal to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and aliens could work out their differences peacefully. It's a port of call. Home away from home for diplomas, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanders. Humans and aliens wrap in two million five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2258. The name of the place is Babylon 5.

It was the dawn of the third age of mankind. Ten years after the Earth Minbari war. The Babylon project was dream giving form. It's goal to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and aliens could work out their differences peacefully. It's a port of call. Home away from home for diplomas, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanders. Humans and aliens wrap in two million five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2258. The name of the place is Babylon 5.