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The Banshee Pub - Tell the man in black I said hello. - the office

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on pretzel day, well, I like pretzel day." - The Office

Michael: Okay, okay, what’s better? A medium amount of good pizza? Or all you can eat of pretty good pizza? All: Medium amount of good pizza. - The Office

Croak, croak, croak, bullfrog in love! - The Office

Scott's Vasectomies - "When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children." - The Office

Big Tuna Canned Tuna - "I ate a tuna sandwich on my first day, so Andy started calling me Big Tuna. I don't think any of them actually know my real name." - The Office

Origami - It's the Sushi of Paper - The Office

Knights of the Night - "One of our many recent good deeds. We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler. Mission Accomplished. Not by us." - The Office

Goodbyes stink - Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes... goodbyes are a bitch. Michael: [pulls out a tape recorder and speaks into it] T-shirt idea: "Goodbyes Stink." [puts tape recorder away] Okay, alright. - The Office

You and I are Soup Snakes - Holly, you and I are soup snakes. And the reason is because in terms of the soup, we like to... That doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates. - The Office

Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast - Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfast. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them breakfast. - the office

Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also - Next stop pies! - the office

Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also - Next stop pies! - the office

Creed's Scuba & Diving - If you can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What are you working towards? - the office

Crentist DDS - We have this new quick-drying bonding! - The Office

Cafe Disco - It's a magical place, we have talking walls, we're not going to eat you! - the office

Malone's Cones - Goooood ice cream! Only $10 - the office

Two-Way Petting Zoo - You pet the animals, they pet you back! - the office

Two-Way Petting Zoo - You pet the animals, they pet you back! - the office

Unleash the power of the pyramid - Your portable connection to everything in space and time - the office

Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sa-bray! - hopped off the train in scranton, PA / another cloudy gray afternoon / jumped in the cab here you are for the first time / look to the right and you'll see the electric city sign / this is gonna be a good day / with dunder mifflin and sa-bray - the office

Sabre - It's Time to Come Home - The Office

Scranton Welcomes You! - Embracing Our People, Our Traditions & Our Future - the office

Serenity by Jan - When I get frustrated, or irritated or... angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles and it just -poof- goes away. - the office

Dunkin' Donuts - sick moves, donut

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