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The word cunt in lowercase Outward font.

Better than cups, better than glasses, better than a fancy goblet. Mugs are trusty, easy to handle, and contains more than other handy stuff you can drink from. What's not to love?

Cute kids in bikes in an old matchbox art. With rights to modify and use commercially.

Blood red atom bomb/nuke explosion with the caption LIVE IN FEAR.

At this point, everybody's dissing Drake, it's almost a requirement. Not against it.

French poster art, graffiti style, poster parted just ever so slightly in the middle. Peeling pasted paper texture.

Retro ABC typography in blocks.

A photo of a street sign saying End Lucky. Courtesy of Bride of Frankenstein on Flickr, with right to use commercially and modify.

Why are the new mart apartments in the same direction as the risk factory? Photo by Stuart Caie on Flicker, with permission for commercial use and modifications.

It's obviously a joke, but at the same time, there's truth to it.

I got challenged to make the laziest design I could make. Here we go.

You know the feeling. You grow up and find the world's a hellhole, so you wanna crawl back to whatever decade tween you belonged to. It's a luxury, that feeling, but also sucks that the present can't be as good for you. "Mom's Typewriter" font, black letters.

Tortured Poets Department Unabomber Version

a couple of stickers and "i know we're cool." scribbles below them.

Saw a sticker used by vets on animals. Thought it was pretty cool. Humans need those stickers for themselves. Black text on orange background.

When you're not hauling any milk. Purple and blue text.

NANI?! HENRY KISSINGER-SAN?? *blush* Y-you really don't mind if I touch it? *gasp!* You want me to??! Your Nobel Peace Prize for your wartime atrocities in Vietnam? 😳😣

Fellas, Gerard Way, lead singer of the (not) emo band My Chemical Romance, wants to ask you a question. I also don't think he's okay.

Because the youth is the future. Black strokes, white text.

Well, I just thought it looked cool, that's all.

Do you love women? Do you support them? Do you respect them? Show your support with this very simple but very direct tee. White text version in store.

Do you love women? Do you support them? Do you respect them? Show your support with this very simple but very direct tee. Black text version available in store.

The "Directed by David Lynch" credit during the opening for Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me.

Kirsten Dunst as Marie Antoinette in Sofia Coppola's "Marie Antoinette" posed behind a wall of bold yellow text: "They're gonna eat you alive". Masterpiece movie imho. Personally would suggest picking the pink shirt.

2 + 2 = 6 and let me tell you why it was six, because look at this, there are two twos, so therefore there is an additional two that no one talks about BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT-

For those that get it regularly (and by it, haha, let's just say, peanits). White Starship Troopers font.

I made something along the lines of cute, I guess? Anyway, "NYAN!" in big white font (white pink outlines) above two small sleepy kittens.

For anyone who wants to gatekeep themselves, white font on darker backgrounds.

The words KETAMINE DEALER in red font (called "Stalinist") and below is a trippy multicoloured image of a human outline.

The words "Human Thinking" in glaring blue and red text that I'm starting to regret.

white, all lower case, wavy text

A slightly uncanny photo of a famous and acclaimed Classic Hollywood director cosplaying as Ringo Starr. The photo is styled to imitate the look of DV cameras.

An intimidating feline staring deep at your eyes, mewing.

Simple, minimalist: black letters saying "UNPASTEURIZED MILK INSIDE". Lactate!

depressed words in white font. only available in black and dark blue shades.

Variations of the same image of a SIN retainer attached to someone's upper teeth. Below the images, the words NO MALICE in JeanLuc font repeated in four different colours.