Muzehack

Perfect design for people who are just over dealing with people and their insanity. People can be so annoying and stupid and sometimes you just cannot deal with them.

Show Off Your Sassy Side with Our "It's Called Sarcasm, Sweetie" Design Add a touch of witty humor to your everyday accessories with our bold and sarcastic "It's called sarcasm, sweetie" design. Whether you choose to rock it on a graphic tee, a coffee mug, a button, or any other product, this stylish and eye-catching design is sure to turn heads and spark some laughter. Perfect for those with a sharp sense of humor and a love for sarcastic quips, our "It's called sarcasm, sweetie" design is a must-have addition to your collection. It showcases your playful and sassy personality in a fun and memorable way.

Sometimes you just have to be clear about things, especially in this world of AI generated content.

Working with or for people does this to you.

What the f*ck am I supposed to do with them?

The older you get the more appealing alone time with your pets is.

Seriously, the older you get the more appeal your pets have.

Caesar was a big fan of Goth standup comedy.

It's a coping skill.

It's like a murder mystery party in your head 24 hours a day.

Sometimes it's easier to herd than to manage.

For that Dad with a little extra flair and style.

Captures the perfect balance of bitchy and polite.

I really hate when people ask this question off the cuff, like I can answer that question in one sentence.

My friend Karen says that vaccines cause autism and global warming is caused by the Earth's magnetic field shifting.

Unleash your inner introvert-extrovert paradox with our "I'm Only an Introvert Until I Meet People Worth Extroverting With" T-shirt! Because, let's be real, socializing with just anyone is overrated. This tee is like a social filter - wear it, and let the world know you've got introvert vibes until you find those rare, mythical creatures worthy of your extroverted energy. Made from a blend of cotton and sarcasm, this shirt is your go-to for those moments when socializing feels like a quest. Picture this: You, confidently sporting this shirt, subtly letting everyone know that your social battery is reserved for the VIPs of your life. It's like having a velvet rope around your personality.

I work from home and I am sick of religious people, survey takers and salesmen. So at least they won't linger for 5 minutes waiting for me to open my door if they read this.

Don't ask me what I've been up to. You will be bored with the answer.

Grammar and punctuation are very important. So is space exploration.

Nothing to fear. Not being rude. Just not socially relaxed.

It's not like virtue signals actually make a difference to the world. I mean why do people overreact to them like they are public policy or something.

Good hygiene is every bit as important as empathy.

Add some garlic and crushed red pepper for a little extra kick.

It's such a fine blurry line anymore.

It's a wide gap that usually can't be bridged.

It's a fact.

Duct tape and expanding foam can fix anything, including our broken political system. Just kidding, nothing can fix that.

Make a point of encouraging people to get vaccinated.

Let's hope this doesn't happen.

Because really, that's all birthdays celebrate.

Best moment of the entire Presidential debate.

I'm fresh out and have none to give.

Step into the realm of witty self-expression with our "Ignorance is Bliss, but Could You Go Be Blissful Elsewhere?" T-shirt. Perfect for those moments when you just can't with the blissful ignorance around you. Crafted from 100% pure sarcasm and a dash of honesty, this shirt is your stylish way of saying, "I've got no time for ignorance, go spread your bliss elsewhere!" Designed for the connoisseur of eye-rolls and the maestro of subtle sass, this tee lets you make a statement without uttering a word. Whether you're navigating the office, family gatherings, or just life in general, this shirt is your go-to armor against unwarranted ignorance.

And that's all I have to say.

Stop the apocalypse I want to get off.

You'll never know until it's too late.