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Spread the joy!

Perfect design for people who are just over dealing with people and their insanity. People can be so annoying and stupid and sometimes you just cannot deal with them.

Guaranteed to offend people on multiple levels.

Show Off Your Sassy Side with Our "It's Called Sarcasm, Sweetie" Design Add a touch of witty humor to your everyday accessories with our bold and sarcastic "It's called sarcasm, sweetie" design. Whether you choose to rock it on a graphic tee, a coffee mug, a button, or any other product, this stylish and eye-catching design is sure to turn heads and spark some laughter. Perfect for those with a sharp sense of humor and a love for sarcastic quips, our "It's called sarcasm, sweetie" design is a must-have addition to your collection. It showcases your playful and sassy personality in a fun and memorable way.

Am I voting for the lesser of two evils? No. There's no competition in that department.

This shirt is guaranteed to make grown men cry.

Isn't it about time we have someone different than these old white men?

Sometimes you just have to be clear about things, especially in this world of AI generated content.

I can't imagine why anyone would need to be born again.

Working with or for people does this to you.

What the f*ck am I supposed to do with them?

The older you get the more appealing alone time with your pets is.

Seriously, the older you get the more appeal your pets have.

Caesar was a big fan of Goth standup comedy.

It's a coping skill.

It's like a murder mystery party in your head 24 hours a day.

Sometimes it's easier to herd than to manage.

For that Dad with a little extra flair and style.

Really so much more believable, isn't it?

Politeness is everything, but I have other clients.

Sometimes you have to vote for the lesser of two evils, because it may be the last choice you are allowed.

Captures the perfect balance of bitchy and polite.

I really hate when people ask this question off the cuff, like I can answer that question in one sentence.

Stop staring at me. It's embarrassing.

Human values come from humans, not imaginary beings. Tired of religious people trying to say not believing makes you immoral when they use religion to justify their moral failings.

There are several court cases pending against Donald Trump. Here are some of them: The New York State Attorney General's Office is investigating Trump for possible financial crimes, including tax fraud and insurance fraud. The Manhattan District Attorney's Office is investigating Trump for possible campaign finance violations. The House of Representatives is investigating Trump for possible impeachment. The Justice Department is investigating Trump for possible obstruction of justice. The Georgia Secretary of State's Office is investigating Trump for possible election fraud. These investigations are ongoing and it is unclear whether Trump will be charged with any crimes.

Anyone else getting sick of the rich always being bailed out and never being taxed?

My friend Karen says that vaccines cause autism and global warming is caused by the Earth's magnetic field shifting.

Some like it hot. Great for people who love spicy food.

Unleash your inner introvert-extrovert paradox with our "I'm Only an Introvert Until I Meet People Worth Extroverting With" T-shirt! Because, let's be real, socializing with just anyone is overrated. This tee is like a social filter - wear it, and let the world know you've got introvert vibes until you find those rare, mythical creatures worthy of your extroverted energy. Made from a blend of cotton and sarcasm, this shirt is your go-to for those moments when socializing feels like a quest. Picture this: You, confidently sporting this shirt, subtly letting everyone know that your social battery is reserved for the VIPs of your life. It's like having a velvet rope around your personality.

I mean their salaries and benefits just keep going up while the rest of us suffer.

Every new above ground is an opportunity to learn something new!

Some of us make our living cleaning up other people's messes.

Regardless of your political beliefs or immigration status, there is one thing this country has always needed. People who believe we can do better.

Regardless of your political affiliation, it seems like too many people have stopped believing in what America can do, we need more.

Don't ask me what I've been up to. You will be bored with the answer.