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Can I Invoice You For Wasting My Time. A funny design for people who are tired of time-wasters.

Ladies, you don't want broke guys, right? Maybe you should wear this shirt for your Tinder or Bumble profile. A retro style illustration of a coy looking young woman, the caption reads "No Money No Honey"

"I Will Shoot You" Photographers, they love to shoot people, animals and objects. This shirt features a verbal play on the Liam Neeson movie "Taken" A retro style illustration of a man with an old style camera, the caption reads "I will find you and I will shoot you"

Deep Down I'm Very Shallow. A retro style illustration of an old time diver with a caption that reads "Deep Down I'm Very Shallow

"Over There" For people who don't suffer fools. A retro style black and white illustration of two men in 50s style suits, one is pointing and saying to the other man "It's over there and it called Fuck Off"

Ancient wisdom. The Buddha says "Chill out bish". A distressed illustration of Buddha saying the words "Chill out bish". Bish is nice, friendly way of saying bitch.

Eat A Veggie Burger. Devin Nunes doesn't want you buy this shirt. An illustration of a cow, the caption reads "Eat A Veggie Burger You Fuck"

Do windmills cause cancer? You're smart, right? You know what windmills don't actually cause cancer, don't you? Well, good. Spread the word so that folks less intelligent than you can get the message. #windmillscausecancer

Are all young men afraid of commitment? Possibly, if you are then this shirt is for you. A retro style illustration of a young man wearing a suit, he looks scared, the caption reads "You Want... Commitment!?"

Naked Hammock Day. One for all the nudists, oh wait! they won't buy this shirt because they don't wear any clothes. Oh well, maybe they can buy a sticker for the laptops while they're working in the nude. A vintage illustration of a naked woman laying in a hammock. The caption reads "Every day should be naked hammock day"

Feeling horny? Got the horn? Horned up? Maybe you shouldn't advertise the fact, or maybe you should! A vintage style illustration of a rhino with the caption "Horned Up"

Drinking logic. A retro illustration of a woman drinking. The caption reads "If I don't stop, I won't be hung over"

"Party Tonite!" A retro illustration of two party goers. The caption reads "Party Tonite! Pants Optional"

Pilgrims, The Original Illegal Immigrants. Pilgrims A humorous and satirical comment on the current double standards on US immigration. Guaranteed to upset your racist, Trump loving uncle during Thanksgiving. An illustrated silhouette of a pilgrim with a caption that reads: "The Original Illegal Immigrants" in an Olde English style font.

Shirt wears you! A Saul Bass inspired shirt based on the classic meme, which itself is based on '80s comedian Yakov Smirnoff.

"Stressed" Here's an easy solution. A retro style illustration of a '50s housewife making a cake. The caption reads "Stressed, it's just Desserts spelled backwards" Stress eating can be unhealthy so don't do it too often.

'Sup Holmes? Could be John Holmes? Sherlock Holmes? or just your Homie. This time it's definitely Sherlock though. A silhouette of The Great Detective (Sherlock Holmes) with the caption "'Sup Holmes?"

If you don't like to be disturbed when you're reading. A retro style illustration of a girl reading a book, the caption reads "I'm reading, please fuck off"

A reversal of the internet meme "Make Me A Sandwich" in pop art, comic book inpired by the style of Roy Lichtenstein.

When a person asks you a question you don't want to answer you say "new phone, who dis" to avoid answering. A retro style illustration of a woman with an old style phone saying "New phone, who dis?"

Drunk texting. Had a heavy night? Ever wake up the next day and then look at your phone? The horror, horror!!! A retro style illustration of a scared looking man, the caption reads "When you wake up and read last night's drunk texts"

Boyfriend Material. Could this be a good ice-breaker at your next social engagement? or for you Tinder or Bumble profile. A retro style illustration of a smiling man smoking a pipe, the caption reads "Feel my shirt, it's made from boyfriend material."

"Oh, is that the Old Testament you're reading? Yeah, I have that on vinyl" Hipster Jesus, he knows what's cool. Am illustration of Jesus, the caption reads "I have the old testament, on vinyl"

"Alcoholiday" We all need a break sometimes so why not have an alcoholiday? It's also a song by legendary Scottish indie band Teenage Fanclub. The shirt features a vintage cartoon style illustration of a well dressed man and a woman raising their glasses in a toast. The caption reads "Today is an Alcoholiday"

But only if you're a mermaid, of course. A retro style illustration of a mermaid with the caption "Drink like a fish"

Based on the classic Archaic Rap meme. An interpretation of the NWA classic "Fuck tha Police" A vintage style illustration of Sir Isaac Newton with the caption "Fornicate The Constabulary" This is a humorous item and not meant to cause offense. Show the utmost respect to your local constabulary.

You love your dog but you do still love them at 3am in the morning when they've just woken you up? A vintage style illustration of a terrier, the caption reads "I don't always bark but when I do it's in the middle of the night"

Fuck Off, I'm Reading. Are you a bookworm? Do you hate to be disturbed when you're reading? Then this shirt is just what you need. An old style illustration of a woman reading a book. The caption says "Fuck off, I'm reading"

How's your mustache? Is it as cool and manly as this? A retro style illustration of a man with a mustache, the caption reads "My mustache is so manly it can buy its own beer"

Do windmills cause cancer? You're smart, right? You know what windmills don't actually cause cancer, don't you? Well, good. Spread the word so that folks less intelligent than you can get the message. #windmillscausecancer

Pull my finger! Will you pull his finger? What could happen? Maybe you don't want to find out. A gift for Farters, I mean Father's Day? A retro style illustration of a burly old man wearing a hat, he's pointing and the caption reads "Pull My Finger"

We all need a reason to go into work, right? A retro style illustration of 4 women talking. The caption reads "Gossip, the only reason to go into work"

Do you own a cat or does it own you? Regardless you still love your cat no matter who's really in charge. An illustration of a cat, the caption reads "I'm not your pet. You're MY pet!"

Marriage. The perfect gift for a any of your married friends or even for yourself, I'm sure your husband will love it. A retro style illustration of a married couple on their wedding day. The caption reads: "Marriage, adopting an overgrown child after his parents no longer want him"

Jesus says "If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing" Not meant to cause offense, it's just a joke.