Now that you are, at long last, approved for club service by Trixie, you may feel free to wear this OFFICIAL signal of your membership in the Order of the Eye of the Lesbian Hawk, as depicted in the book Owe My Soul, by Neal Bailey.
If you see Hal Taylor breaking any rules of motorcycling, this shirt morally obligates you to tell Trixie ASAP.
Remember to carry a PSI gauge at all times.