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I'm The One With The Pointy Sticks

Tags: gift-for-knitter, gift-for-knitters, knitter, funny-knitter, knitting

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Plumber Hourly Rate

Tags: plumber-funny, plumbers-gifts, plumber-hourly-rate, plumber-gifts, plumber-gift

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If I Can't Bring My Yarn, I'm Not Going - knitter

Tags: crocheting, if-i-cant-bring-my-yarn, knitting-lover, knitting, knitting-yarn

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Questions Asked While I'm Counting Stitches Will Be Answered With Louder Counting

Tags: knitter, gift-for-sewist, sewer, knitting, sewing

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I'm a System Administrator. I Solve Problems You Don't Know You Have In Ways You Can't Understand - Gifts For System Admin

Tags: system-administrator-certification, system-administrator-jobs, system-administrators, funny-system-administrator, funny-engineer

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I'm A Dad And An Engineer, Nothing Scares Me - engineer daddy

Tags: engineer, im-a-dad-and-an-engineer, funny-engineering-dad, nothing-scares-me, gift-for-engineer-dad

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Funny Chemical Engineer - I Solve Problems You Don't Know You Have In Ways You Can't Understand

Tags: chemical-engineering-job, engineering, chemical-engineering, engineer, chemical-engineering-education

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I'm A Carpenter, Not A Magician But I Can See Why You Might Be Confused

Tags: love-carpenter, carpenter-mom, carpenter-with-saying, carpenter-jobs, carpenter-funny

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I Solve Problems You Don't Know You Have In Ways You Can't Understand - Gifts For Audio Engineer

Tags: audio-engineer-gifts, audio-engineer-for-men, audio-engineering, audio-engineer-design, funny-audio-engineer

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I am a Machinist of course im crazy. do you think a sane person would do this job?

Tags: machinist-work, machinist-wife, love-machinist, machinist-clothes, machinist-girl

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Yes, I Have A Retirement Plan I'll Be Playing Guitar - funny guitarists

Tags: guitar-ukulele, guitarist, guitar-player, guitar, guitar-player-gifts

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If I Couldn't Play My Xylophone, Life Would Bb - xylophone

Tags: life-would-bb, xylophones, xylophone-colourful, xylophone-lovers, xylophone-funny

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If I Couldn't Play My Harp, Life Would Bb - harpist

Tags: harp-player, harpists, funny-harpist, harp, harp-gift

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If I Couldn't Play My Ukulele, Life Would Bb

Tags: ukulele-teachers, if-i-couldnt-play-my-ukulele, ukulele-hawaiian, ukuleles, ukulele-playing

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Humans Aren't Real

Tags: alien-abduction, funny-alien-ufo, funny-aliens, ufo, science-fiction

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If I Couldn't Play My Guitars, Life Would Bb - funny guitarist

Tags: guitarists, guitar, guitarist-dad, guitarist-quotes, guitar-player

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If I Couldn't Play My Drums, Life Would Bb

Tags: drummer-gift, drummer-nation, drummer-funny, if-i-couldnt-play-my-drums, drummer-gifts

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Get In Loser Funny Alien - ufo abduction

Tags: get-in-loser, space-lover, alien-costume, aliens, get-in-loser-funny-alien

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How Many Guitar Do I Really Need - guitarists

Tags: funny-guitar, guitarist-dad, funny-guitarist, guitarist-is-cool, guitarist-gift

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Always Be Yourself except when you can be a american then always be a american

Tags: american-pride, american-native, american-mom, american-flag, american

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Life Is Full Of Important Choices - guitar players

Tags: guitar-lover, guitarist, guitar-player, guitar, funny-guitar

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If I Couldn't Play My Piccolo, Life Would Bb

Tags: piccolo-lover, piccolo-lovers, piccolo-player, piccolo-players, if-i-couldnt-play-my-piccolo

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Sorry I'm Late, I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To - funny late

Tags: funny-humor, always-late, funny-late-quotes, lazy-quotes, offensive

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You Ether Get It Or You Don't - funny chemistry

Tags: funny-chemistry-apparel, funny-chemistry-gift, funny-chemistry-joke, funny-chemistry-gifts, funny-chemistry-quote

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I Have Potential - funny physics quote

Tags: funny-physics-puns, funny-physics-pun, funny-physics-teacher, funny-physics-quotes, potential-energy

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Video games don't make us violent. Lag does - video gamer

Tags: lag-does, video-games-dont-make-us-violent, video-gamer-sayings, video-gamer-slogan, video-gamer-slogans

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If I Couldn't Play My Tuba, Life Would Bb

Tags: tubist-gift, love-tuba, tuba-instructor, tubist, tubap

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If I Couldn't Play My Saxophone, Life Would Bb - Saxophone lover

Tags: saxophone-lovers, saxophone-player-gift, life-would-bb, if-i-couldnt-play-my-saxophone, funny-saxophone

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If I Couldn't Play My Flute, Life Would Bb

Tags: flute-players, if-i-couldnt-play-my-flute, flute-instructors, flute-band, flutenist

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If I Couldn't Play My Harmonica, Life Would Bb

Tags: harmonica-love, harmonicist, harmonica-gifts, harmonicist-gifts, harmonica-lover

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Sorry I Can't, I Have Plans With My Basset Hound

Tags: basset-hound-gift, basset-hound-dog, basset-hounds, basset-hound-dog-lover, basset-hound-dad

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Shark Retro Distressed - Shark lovers

Tags: shark-training, sharks, shark-week, shark-teeth, shark-bite

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Sorry not sorry

Tags: be-brave, be-kind, minimalism, be-nice, sorry-not-sorry-funny

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In need of vitamin wine - wine drinker

Tags: wine-drinking-team, wine, wine-drinker-gift, wine-drinker-funny, wine-lovers

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Relax relaxed

Tags: relax, relaxation-day, relax-bro, relax-day, relaxing

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The end

Tags: the-end-of-the-world, nihilist, nihilist-memes, end-war, minimalist-quote

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