NGM

If you don't remember buying this, the Class B Amnestics are working.

You're never too old to trick or treat!

Warning from the 05 Council: Merchandise featuring the entity from SCP 1730 is not to be viewed without SCRAMBLE filters.

"Why is this happening?! Why am I here? Why am I doing this? Why am I … why am I going to die?" - JOURNAL ENTRY 0001-17, SCP-5000

Getting brunch with your arch nemesis? Try bonding over Cristal Connors's Doggy Chow! Best paired with holy water (champagne).

A parody of Sander Cohen from Bioshock done in the style of artist Pablo Picasso. No doubt Sander Cohen's self portrait would be far more creative and depraved, but I can safely say nobody will be harmed in the making of these products :)

Get it right, Frankenstein is the Doctor!

A poster for Phantom of the Paradise parodying its inspiration Phantom of the Opera

Coffee to go crazy for

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LIFE AT LAST!

Any Personnel caught wearing SCP 035 merchandise at Site [REDACTED] must undergo a mandatory psychiatric evaluation.

“Here, on a hellishly ancient table-land fully twenty thousand feet high, and in a climate deadly to habitation since a pre-human age not less than five hundred thousand years ago, there stretched nearly to the vision’s limit a tangle of orderly stone which only the desperation of mental self-defense could possibly attribute to any but a conscious and artificial cause.”

The most brutal lead singer

He's just a shy little guy who likes his privacy :P

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

SCP Pattern/Stick pack featuring some of the best SCPs.

If you're buying this, I assume you aren't stationed at Site 114. Those things are a nightmare. Fortunately none of these products make the same sounds as SCP-3199

Purchasing a product featuring SCP-3008-2 should not encourage personnel to attempt entering SCP-3008. I didn't think we would have to say that, but officials at site [REDACTED] have reported an increase in curious personnel attempting access since the release of SCP-3008 apparel.

Merchandise featuring SCP-3000 has no amnestic properties

Why would they put ●●|●●●●●|●●|● on merchandise? This clearly violates SCP protocols for containment. Purchase of any of this merchandise will likely result in confiscation or abduction by ●●|●●●●●|●●|●.

Apparel featuring SCP-1678 entities should not be brought into SCP-1678 as it is unknown how they would react, though it is believed they would not respond positively.

Apparel featuring SCP-1471-A should not be worn in the presence of anybody who has had contact with SCP-1471

SCP-999 is too cute for words, how was it not getting its own merchandise.

If printed on a phone case, personnel are assured they can trust the voices coming from their phone are probably not from SCP-939

If located at site [REDACTED], personnel may obtain authorization to use SCP-914 to improve the quality of any apparel they purchase.

Merchandise is printed despite protest from SCP-682, who said he found products featuring his likeness "disgusting." Personnel located at site [REDACTED] are advised not to bring any products featuring SCP-682 to work.

Apparel does not contain any samples of SCP-610, do not contact the SCP foundation about any rashes.

Merchandise featuring this design must be purchased online and cannot be purchased from SCP-294 directly as merchandise cannot be rendered in a liquid form.

When wearing this shirt, you can only move when nobody is looking, otherwise you're not cool. Note: The design of SCP-173 was changed to respect the original artist Izumi Kato's "Untitled 2004" which served as the original inspiration for SCP-173 and is featured on the SCP site.

Initial studies suggest that personnel owning merchandise featuring SCP-106 are not more likely to be targeted by SCP-106 but results are inconclusive.

The rendering of SCP-096 is considered safe. However, it is recommended that personnel who own 096 warn people not to look at the design.

SCP 093 merchandise has no anomalous properties when placed against a mirror or otherwise. Any change in this should be reported immediately.

SCP-079 apparel may be purchased online as long as the order placed through your personal device and not SCP-079.

Purchasing SCP-049 merchandise does not cure the pestilence.