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FACT: Sharks will eat your current and past Halloween candy plunders with wreckless abandon because they love them some crunchy, sweet, and gooey candy!

FACT: If sharks spend enough time with jack o'lanterns in the water on All Hallows Eve, they become one themselves!

FACT: Don't get in the water and between a shark and it's appetite for some October pumpkin destruction this Halloween!

FACT: Sharks are known to totally manhandle a box of delicious ice cream sandwiches.

FACT: Sharks have taken up jobs as ice cream men and are serving up soft serve ice cream cones...with sprin-kills...sorry...sprinkles!

FACT: Mrs Claus Shark is a mean mean cookie baking machine and a great host in the waters of the North Pole.

FACT: Shark love to destroy any snowmen that might end up in the ocean and assume their jolly identities!

FACT: Sharks love to get dressed up, deliver presents, and eat cookies when it's Christmastime as Jolly St Nick!

FACT: Sharks love jellybeans on Easter and will be on the hunt for their sugary goodness.

FACT: Best be on the look out for sharks posing as goodie basket carrying bunnies, they love Easter.

FACT: Zombie sharks are still roaming the seas looking for BRAINS.

FACT: Sharks love to live it up, every single day of March for St Patrick's Day and enjoy all the treats, sweets and minty flavored drinks!

FACT: Sharks are not real nuts about going back to school, but they do love taking a bite out of their school supplies!

FACT: Sharks like to bust out their scarves and mittens and have pumpkin spice lattes during decorative gourd season

The shark requests coffee with its bounty of donuts, thanks. THANKS.

Best not bother a shark when it's enjoying a box of donuts.

Hailing from Aurora, IL: The city of lights!

When you see a rainbow land in the ocean, beware, the gold is probably being guarded by a shark!

Fact: Sharks can grow mullets and like to get a little rowdy.

The most terrible shark of the seas!

Fact: Sharks love some lovin on Valentine's Day

Just peeking out of the water to strike you with love! (And probably eat you).

Fact: Goon sharks aren't afraid to lose some teeth (they grow back anyway)

Fact: Best not get between a hungry shark and it's hankering for all things gingerbread

Fact: When there's demand, Santa dresses sharks as elves and put them to work building toys.

Fact: Sharks annihilate cupcakes when given the opportunity

Fact: Sharks love birthdays!

Fact: Lady sharks love birthday parties.

Fact: Sharks can do a number on sheet cakes at birthday parties

He's been in the lower depths of the ocean for the past 4 hours drinking coffee.

St Pat's came and went, but the sharks still celebrated the hell out of it.

Enjoying the last days of Summer!

Just winding down after a long day of doing shark stuff

Always remember safety first, but more fun when it's third

This shark may have broken the surface a BIT too far inland. Just a bit.

FACT: Sharks love the holidays.