Brush your teeth twice a day with a soft-bristled brush. The size and shape of your brush should fit your mouth allowing you to reach all areas easily. -Place your toothbrush at a 45-degree angle to the gums. -Gently move the brush back and forth in short (tooth-wide) strokes. -Brush the outer surfaces, the inner surfaces, and the chewing surfaces of the teeth. -To clean the inside surfaces of the front teeth, tilt the brush vertically and make several up-and-down strokes.

Old Doily

Read Heidegger.

We all have an old lady in our life.

Read Wittgenstein.

Read Schopenhauer.

Read Spinoza.

Do you lack direction in life? Finding yourself unmotivated and without passion for the activities you once cherished? Join the Old Lady Brigade.

Your mission of you choose to accept it: consume vodka, wear this design.

This design reflects a music video shoot that happened in Dubai. A few big cats were on set and one of these cats (a cheetah, ha) bit its "handler" (aka jackass), which brought the shoot to a halt. Cheers to all of the men (and women) who desire status display via big cats. I hope they eat all of you.

The Original Old Lady

The Original Old Lady. Wear this to church.

Consume more tea. Enough said.

Design Specs: automatic 3-speed gearbox; displacement: 7446 cm3 / 454.4 cui; torque: 678 Nm / 500 lb-ft; base curb weight: 1686 kg / 3717 lbs.

Sure, fashion and Milan. Right? I had a spaghetti dinner to die for in an alley while in Milan. Wear this design to your next spaghetti dinner.

This is the original Old Lady by Old Lady Wear. There are many applications for this design in your life. Personally, I wear this design to the gym, on first dates, and when listening to R. Kelly. It might be good for a job interview, a bocce ball game, or just hanging out with friends and getting baked.

Wear this.

Can you hear that? This isn't your grandma's victrola. This is Old Lady Radio: a fresh boombox featuring the Original Old Lady and also a cameo. Boogie down with Old Lady Radio, homies.

Righteous Digs, my friends. The stars are out, and when wearing this authentic Old Lady Wear shirt, you will most certainly shape shift into a star. Be the number one stunner in your neighborhood with the "Stars Align" shirt by Old Lady Wear.