it's amazing how often you see a single abandoned shoe on the road during long highway trips. How long has it been there? Who is the owner? do they know it's gone? I've thought many times about rescuing those lonely soles, but a terrible fear of bedbugs stops me every time. This is my ode to those little roadside mysteries.
Need an easy & comfortable costume, but don't want to just wear a shirt that says "costume" on it like Marcus did? Don't be like Marcus. Dazzle your friends with this ceiling fan costume! Sorry Marcus.
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halloween, i heart, joke, i love, ceiling fan
Do you ever feel like a chicken with its head cut off? So did Mike. The next time you feel in a strange state, come visit an even stranger one: Colorado.
Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
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towel day, oh no not again, towel, hello ground, hitchhikers guide
An upcoming election is a great opportunity to look back on the past few years and think about what went right and what went wrong. . . and what went terribly. . . and what should never happen again.