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Hard to find and difficult to name, this Zoodie is very RARE and VERY special. For two reasons: the stuffed crust and it's pizza! What's the universe telling you today? Now, why are you avoiding it?

The Zuffin's mold spores make it the most contagious Zoodie! These fierce little buggers don't give up and have a ferocious bite. Which, is important because it's all fun-fun, make-believe. If you can believe in this then you can believe in yourself. If this Zuffin believes in you then why can't you? Love yourself.

Zoodies of this caliber are... okay. That's it. Just okay. But not you, you're doing more than okay :) and I'm proud of you for that. Eat your greens! Don't go filling up on Zookies and Zlurpees.

A common Zoodie that can be found most anywhere. If encountered, simply step to exterminate. These things don't have feelings. But you do. Because you're beautifully complex. Who made such a work of art? You're one of a kind, unlike this Zlurpie. Keep your head up, love.

It's time to support your local POC and help celebrate the black man's a**. Specifically, this black man. Buy pictures of my supple rear (or subscribe to my premiuim snapchat ;) ) to help keep a starving artist alive and eating like a trash raccoon! <3 love youuu (i wont really send you butt pics.... unless?)

The zombie that bit this donut was truly a force to be reckoned with. This Zoodie is nigh indestructible and will stop at nothing to satiate its horrid hunger. Much like your spirit. No matter how much guff someone gives you, you keep pushing and you keep being the big, soft, loving cinnamon roll I know you are deep inside... but RUTHLESSLY. We often harden up when attacked, try being soft and receptive today! It can be quite challenging! But give it a go! I love your inner cinnamon roll and I love your hair today. Go knock 'em deader than this Zonut. (this is the final Zoodie in series 1) <3

The first Zoodie (zombie infected food) caught on film and documented. This specimen can be found in the regions of nowhere. It's not real. Nothing is real. You look beautiful today. I love you. Keep fighting. You're doing so beautifully and your efforts will be rewarded <3 luv u

A ferocious and agile Zoodie! Known for rolling on its side with reckless abandon, this Zoodie attacks the ankles of unexpecting victims. Which is kind of how most of us experience life. Stuff just happens. It's scary sometimes but that's okay. Don't run from your fear. Instead, try to embrace and understand it. Just like you tried to understand the description of this Zoodie. Haha, prank'd! I love you byeeeeee <3

This Zoodie is an Ice type with imitation Grape flavoring! Yummy! sure to be chock full of sugar and completely devoid of meaning. Like life. What's the point? Why are any of us here? Make sure you call them today. You know who I'm talking about. Tell them you love them! Love is why we're here! So go spread more of it! <3

oooh look at that background! and poop!

A sweet doggo. Nuff said.

hypnotize all your friends into liking this gross, evil, delicious, disgusting, moldy hot dog weenie... AND LOOK GOOD DOING IT - the hot dog depicted

now with a background! oh my!

Sad Moonchild floating through space looking for their friend. They're sad and alone.... like all of us #deep

he's not as hot....

heartbreak has never looked this cool. I cringe typing that. but you'll look cool wearing this. or people will cringe... you should take that 50/50 chance, bby ;*

Sally's dog but when she isn't powered up. Such a good boofer pupper doggo

Sally's dog... but powered up. She gets into trouble but she means well. Love her. Love her NOW!!

Hey, buddy, your life matters and if you cut it short, it WILL impact those around you. The blow will be abrupt and devastating, plus you have so much potential to impact the world with the same emotional energy. Be the bomb that explodes for good things, have the happy blast radius and not the life ruining one :) you're definitely worth it. Wear this dark/black comedic shirt to tell your friends, 'kay? OR you could just tell people it's a band and that works too. Nice comfort shirt to walk around the house in. Stay beautiful and nutty, ilysm.

my mascot drank too much and threw up and i thought it looked pretty so i wanted to wear it.

Happy face with Yen for eyes. Wanted to try something more simple.

First in a series of 3, which are some doodles that I thought might look cool on various items. Thanks for viewing and enjoy!

It's Mike, duh!