portals

Not to brag but I totally got out of bed today design for those who take pride in the little things like getting out of bed to embrace the day.

Not to brag but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it design for those who have a sense of humor about their memory and ability to remember things.

I'm not superstitious just a little stitious design for those with a sense of humor about superstitions.

Let others know that you know the town and you are a local. You aren't a tourist to wear this not a tourist design.

Not a hugger design is a funny cactus humorous design for those who don't like to hug other people, be a cactus and don't hug.

Normal people worry me design for those who appreciate those who are weird, strange or just not normal. Be afraid of the normal people, they worry me.

Normal people scare me design for those who appreciate those who are weird, strange or just not normal. Be afraid of the normal people.

No otter shirt will do design for those who have a favorite shirt that they love to wear for specific occasion and this is the shirt to wear.

Funny clock that shows that it is always 5 o'clock for those who are always looking for a reason to drink before 5 o'clock.

Funny christmas design that says nice list dropout for those who like to misbehave and be back. And guess who Santa knows and will take you off the nice list.

Funny taco truck design for those who love eating tacos. Can't get enough tacos from the taco truck.

I'm never not talking design for those who can't keep their mouth shut and just love to talk and never stop talking no matter what happens.

Never laugh at your wife's choices because you are one of them. Funny marriage design about laughing at your wife's choices and decisions.

Humorous elephant design that says never forget, Live like an elephant don't forget. never forget elephant

Namaste Bitches design for those who love to say namaste to their bitches, no offense meant just good funny saying that is namaste bitches.

Funny my week design that shows how long each day drags on during the week based on how long the word is. How long is your week.

My food pyramid consists of fries and ketchup design for those who just live of eating ketchup and fries for snacks or meals.

My food pyramid consists of beer and tacos design for those who just live of eating tacos and drinking beer.

My favorite sport is sleeping design for the avid sleeper who loves to take naps and just sleep a long time.

My dog was right about you design but lets appreciate that we don't know if your dog likes or doesn't like you but the dog was right.

My dog thinks I'm cool design for those who are smart enough to know how your dog feels about them. Perfect for dog lovers.

My cat thinks I'm cool design for those who are smart enough to know how your cat feels about them. Perfect for cat lovers.

My blood type is single barrel design for those who love drinking whiskey or bourbon and have that flow through your veins.

Mountain Scene Sunglasses design for those love going to the mountains and wearing sunglasses. Cool and hip design.

Mostly an Adult design for those people who openly admit they aren't a fully cooked humor and might be a bit adult-ish

I look into my crystal ball and see coffee in my future. Illustration of a crystal ball and it says more coffee.

Morally Flexible design for anyone who is feeling flexible with their morals at time. No one is judging you on the flexibility of your morals.

Inhale confidence and exhale doubt is an inspiring design to encourage yourself and others in life.

In caste of emergency use hot sauce design for anyone who loves to make food taste better by adding hot sauce.

Funny impeachment design to help impeach Trump from President. Impeachment is coming.

I'm the nicest asshole you will ever meet design for those who admit they aren't a few nice person but they could be worse.

I'm the favorite uncle design for the uncle who is loved by their nieces and nephews. Show pride in being the best uncle to your family.

I'm strong because a strong woman raised me design for women who appreciate their mother and who raised them as children.

Cute sewing design for those who love crafts and have a sense of humor about sewing and being a maker.

I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing design for anyone who admits who they are around Christmas at being on the naughty list.

I'm not perfect, I'm limited edition design for those who take pride and humor in who they are about their imperfections.