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Russia traded warships for Pepsi, so Pepsi had a naval fleet in the 80s. In case you didn't know, know you know.

The finest, and most exclusive, country club in all of Arlen Texas.

The finest, and most exclusive, Country Club in all of Arlen Texas (This design is on the pocket, for a full coverage, check my other designs)

This cool shirt deserves first-chair.

Frank would know. (Planet Schmanet Janet (0:25))

Throw out your hands, Stick out your tush, Hands on your hips, Give 'em a push, You'll be surprised, You're doing the French Mistake, Voila!

"Where you off to, Cowboy?" "Nowhere special."

Salamander + Salad = Saladmander

Real friends don't let friends pee in their wetsuits... (alone)

"Who's brain did I put in?" "Abby someone" "Abby someone. Abby who?" "Abby normal" (White Lettering)

"Who's brain did I put in?" "Abby someone." "Abby someone, Abby who?" "Abby Normal" (Black Lettering)

Do not use this brain for your science experiments! White Lettering

Do not use this brain for your science experiments! Black lettering.

Never forget to wear your pants again! Jeans and Shirt 2-in-1

Caution! BRIDGE (m)ICES BEFORE ROAD

A very small bird, chilling on a mushroom

It's a fawn, chilling under a mushroom.

The easiest way to achieve your goals, is to set them really low.

You just drop in, smack the lip ... waapah! Drop down ... swoopah! And then after that you just drop in, ride the barrel and get pitted, so pitted.

It is a shirt, on a shirt

There was a peaceful town called Rock Ridge...

Show your support for your government with this cool t-shirt, or perhaps use it as a disguise to evade your suspicious neighbors.

Inspired by Psalm 8

Sea Turtle swimming through a coral reef.

Slow Politicians at Work

Sit back, relax and don't forget to remember the Alamo.

I trust the government, but they don't trust me.

Show others what you value most in life- Faith, Family, Frogs

Dr. Fronkensteen promised that he would not get angry, but we all know how this conversation ended. All rights pertaining to "Young Frankenstein" do not belong to me.

Whale Sharks are the largest fish species in the World. Protect our Oceans, Whale Shark design

I haven't calmed down since learning that there is a skeleton inside of me. (This design features white lettering, check out my other designs for other color options).

I haven't calmed down since learning that there is a skeleton inside of me. (This design features black lettering, check out my other designs for other colors)

The oceans are warming and coral reefs are struggling. Wear this shirt to spread awareness.

Australia is upside down right?

Tell the world that you are a fan of 'How to Train Your Dragon' with this cool shirt. (This design features blue lettering on "Berk". For other color variations, check out my other designs).

Let the world know that you're a fan of 'How to Train Your Dragon' with this cool shirt. (This design features green lettering on "Berk". Check my other designs for different color variations).