Pufahl

The unforgettable adventure of a brave princess and her quest to save an innocent guy who wears a lot of green.

The Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness (BWCAW or BWCA), is a 1,090,000-acre wilderness area within the Superior National Forest in northeastern part of the US state of Minnesota under the administration of the U.S. Forest Service. A mixture of forests, glacial lakes, and streams, the BWCAW's preservation as a primitive wilderness began in the 1900s and culminated in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness Act of 1978. It is a popular destination for canoeing, hiking, and fishing, and is one of the most visited wildernesses in the United States.

The easiest way to pretend you are using sea shells to hold up your taa taas.

C'mon man! Cut the malarkey Jack, and show your support for Dark Brandon! Who's sleepy now you dog faced pony soldier?

Marry and Reproduce. No Independent Thought. Stay Asleep. Obey.

Never Say Die is an ode to one of my favorite movies from my youth, "The Goonies".

I just hope both teams have fun!

Forget the mountains, forget the forest, forget rivers, lakes and the ocean. Spicy Crunchy Cheesy food is what the wind whispers in my ear. Give me a taco, you can have the outdoors.

If you've ever seen this clown dance you know what I'm talking about.

My tribute to everyone's favorite challenge in Breath of the Wild.

(Big Ronnie) "Tell you a secret, I am the Greasy Strangler." (Brayden) "Hey I call bullshit on that." (Big Ronnie) "Ohhhhkay, I'm not the Greasy Strangler." (Brayden) "But you're a bullshit artist." (Big Ronnie) "Yeah, I kinda am."

Big Ronnie's Disco Tours is an endless well of fabulous spunky disco info. Trust me, I know disco. But if you're looking for a luxuriously creamy pussy-ass daiquiri, you'll have to go somewhere else. No. Free. Drinks. Thank you very much for coming and ah, come again soon.

"After This, We're Getting Pizza" Actual quote from me after I do almost anything.

Gazeon the Multisighted of the Forgotten Monstrosities. This foul freak evokes the hideousness and dreadfulness of an age gone by, when grotesque and unnatural beings plagued the pages dog eared comic books.

Whoa man! That was no microdose!

Simple geometric take on one of the geishas from Ghost in the Shell

Come cheer on your Eternia Scaredy Cats at Grayskull Stadium as they take on division rivals The Panthors. They really need the encouragement. Make sure to wear your unofficial vintage throwback logo tee to show your team spirit!

I'm Your Huckleberry is 19th century slang meaning "I'm the man you're looking for". Nowdays it's usually used as a response to a threat or challenge, as in the movie Tombstone.

Sasquatch is the number one cryptid in the country. He likes to hide, but he's always there, watching, waiting, and swinging his arms wide as he takes over exaggerated long strides.

That when power, wisdom, and courage come together, the gods would have no choice but to come down.

Two childhood favorites, lovingly mashed up for your t-shirt wearing pleasure!

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner', but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

The SCP Foundation[note 3] is a fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative writing wiki project of the same name. Within the website's shared universe, the foundation is responsible for capturing and containing various paranormal, supernatural, and other mysterious phenomena unexplained by mainstream science (known as "anomalies" or "SCPs"), while also keeping their existence hidden from the rest of global human society. Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0.

You are now entering Bigfoot Country, National Park. Enjoy your time here and let us know if you spot a sasquatch!

'Cmon, let's be honest here. You only go here after a long night of binge drinking. It's ok. No shame.

Forrest Gump just felt like running for no particular reason. If you every feel that way too, you might want to join the Gump Running Club in Greenbow, Alabama. Bonus points if you have a massive beard.

Found embedded in a wall, this fully-cooked and seasoned chicken comes from unknown origins.

An Absolute Dump Truck is a bodaciously large ass that slams and bounces with each step. Usually, there is a ripple that bounces throughout the cheek as the foot hits the ground. Often times the moms in animated films will have one of these. An ass so phat you can see it from the front.

Generic Beer from the '70s and '80s lacked the marketing dollars behind brand name beers. This beer was cheap as hell and tasted like it. The generic qualities of the packaging were actually reflected in the taste of the beer. This was simply beer, no more, no less.

Monkeys are funny. Drunk people are funny. Drunk monkeys are freaking hilarious. It's also a very effective kung-fu style, which is pretty dang funny to watch.

A mashup of my two favorite things from the 80s.

Scary Evil Goat: Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Me: You had me at butter.

I got 5 on it. Grab your 40, let's get keyed. I got 5 on it. Messin' with that Indo weed. I got 5 on it. It's got me stuck and I'm tore back. I got 5 on it. Partner, let's go half on a sack!

Flerkens are sweethearts who just want a quiet home where they can be your friend. Once they feel comfortable with you, they might even come up and ask for petting -- and they may even hop into your lap! Watch your eyes if they get too close! (Fine Print) Does not play well with Kree or Skrulls. Threat: High.

BrundleFly was founded by Dr. Seth Brundle in 1986. Dr. Brundle mastered molecular physics at the age of 20 and devoted his life to developing a teleportation system that against all the scientific establishment's expectations has proved successful. His telepods will "change the world"!

Leader of the Cosmic Powers of the Universe, Eternity is the physical embodiment of everlasting time itself. Not only that, but Eternity is also made up of the sum total of all consciousnesses in the entire universe. He was one of the first sentient beings to enter creation itself. To put it plainly, Eternity is one of the most powerful and long-lasting cosmic forces the universe has ever known.