Craig Made Some Shirts

You choose…violins? Did I hear that right?

Feelings Are Really Terrible

Oh, Garlic Bread!? Big Fan!

They drove you to do this

At least they’ll know what to do

Do not eat, throw away! How if you feel if someone said that about YOU! Well I guess I wouldn’t want someone eating me, but I would prefer not to be thrown away.

Show everyone you have amazing taste, a shirt that hopefully won’t get you punched in the face!

Nothing beats ketchup on a hotdog, and people booing you everywhere you go

Do you want me to show this to the cat, cuz the cats gonna get it!

Your new sad day shirt! With flat lettering

Your Sad shirt, with shadowed lettering

It’s all you need, sweet sweet tap water hopefully they aren’t doing construction down the road and your pipes don’t rattle, sometimes that will make your tap water turn brown

Sometimes advice from the Doctor can’t even help the most doomed of individuals

you want to forget but now you have T-shirt proof of the thing that happened

Sometimes you want a sports beverage but it’s too sweet, make that stuff enjoyable by watering it down and doubling your portions!

I’m not going! Stop sending me the invites Debra!

Hot Dog! You’ve found your summer shirt

Enough is enough! Time to let the world know!

Well you are doin the best you can

You brought your trust Halloween pails! But why does your candy now smell like stale french fries

You can't contain your joy any further

Let the world know that you are barely holding in your joy

The Tarman is back and he only wants one thing...YOUR DELICIOUS BRAINS!

You have found the PIZZA RAD shirt, you awesomeness just went up 3 points!

Fortune smiles upon you this day, crust side down you go to town

If you don't believe in him he WILL DIE! Based of a doodle I drew a long time ago

You have met your fate at the hands of your destroyer Burgerzilla

Heart of a lion, face of a catchers mitt