Randy Handsome

Remember when you couldn't see through your beer because it was dark instead of just hazy? Remember when your beer made you scared because three pints of stout or barleywine put you on the brewery floor instead of their toilet? Remember when your beer made you forget your day, instead of your beer being forgettable? If a stout is the first love that broke your heart, hazy IPAs are the random potato-heads you hooked up with while blitzed in your 20's: somehow both regrettable and forgettable at the same time. This design won't make your local brewers start making stouts again, but maybe you'll get a dark IPA or a chocolate smoothie "beer" out of the deal.

Does your local brewery have a dozen hazy IPAs on tap but no stouts? Forget even having bottles to take home and rack... their new brewer seems to only know the words "Citra" and "Simcoe". This design won't fix that, but it will make you feel better as you drink their darkest beer (probably a soured scotch ale).

This music with the horns sure is swell, kids!

According to Google, ska died in 1996. Hard to ruin something that is dead, so I'll just keep my opinions to myself on that and skank dance my way outta here.

On April 4th, 1967 (one year to the day before his assassination) Martin Luther King Jr. gave his "Beyond Vietnam" speech. It was a speech against the use of the underprivileged and undereducated in the Vietnam war. He argued that young black men were being sent to die in Vietnam for liberties that they themselves did not have in the US. In that speech, he famously said, "There comes a time when silence is betrayal." Stand up for what you know is right and true.