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The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson Science if the key to our future, and if you don't believe in science, then you're holding everyone back. ~ Bill Nye

Vampires, beasties, demons, and all manner of other nasty characters can keep knocking it down, but we'll keep opening it back up. Only an APOCALYPSE can shut us down, and what are the odds of that happening in Sunnydale?

The most popular sport in the... UNIVERSE? Why wouldn't Timelords play Football? You have to watch out when playing the team from Gallifrey. They have already played the game, know the score, and celebrated YOUR crushing defeat before the match is ever announced.

Sure, The Doctor is a time traveler, but why not also a super hip super spy? He has a cool ride. He has great gadgets. Sterling Archer has nothing on the last Timelord.

Jayne! The Man they call Jayne! He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor, He stood up to the man and he gave him what for. Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain, The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

"Texas, Our Texas! All hail the mighty State! Texas, Our Texas! So wonderful so great!"

*Fandom* is a term used to refer to a subculture composed of fans characterized by a feeling of empathy and camaraderie with others who share a common interest. Firefly fans are called “Browncoats”. Browncoats are the BEST fans in the world.

*Fandom* is a term used to refer to a subculture composed of fans characterized by a feeling of empathy and camaraderie with others who share a common interest. X-Files fans are called “X-Philes”. X-Philes are the BEST fans in the world.

I want to believe the VOTES are out there! VOTE Mulder / Scully 2016.

He is from a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and is a “semi-half-cousin” of Ford Prefect, with whom he “shares three of the same mothers”. Because of “an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine”, his direct ancestors from his father are also his direct descendants. He was briefly the President of the Galaxy (a role that involves no power whatsoever, and merely requires the incumbent to attract attention so no one wonders who’s really in charge, a role for which Zaphod was perfectly suited). Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?

Coulson: Got out of the ICU, Fury stuck me in a grass shack in Tahiti. Rough gig. Mai tais, Travis McGee novels, and a physical therapist whose command of English was irrelevant.

Doesn't America deserve the smartest and the coolest guys in the universe at the helm of the Spaceship USA? Of course we do!!! Vote Tyson / Nye 2020

Texas , Our Texas ! All hail the mighty State! Texas, Our Texas ! So wonderful so great! Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry test O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.

Running, back stabbing, uninterested public; politics in a Zombie Apocalypse, not that different from politics now. Vote Grimes / Dixon.

The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world. Lies will pass into history. ~George Orwell

Family Don't End with Blood

With the iron fisted leadership and some creative counting, COBRA can restore order and finally defeat the dreaded "Joes" of the world.

A person who speaks with the intention of inflaming the emotions of a crowd of people, typically for political reasons.

If anyone in the history of everything understands the frustration of a nil sum game, it’s the Winchesters. In the game of Hunters versus EVERYONE (demons, angels, vampires, ghosts, bigfoot), Sam and Dean have tied them all.

The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world. Lies will pass into history. *~George Orwell*

Who doesn't love the adventures of cheeky Merlin, hottie Arthur, lovely Gwen, patient Gaius and the wicked Morgana? Arthurian High School style melodrama? CHECK! Medieval super heroes? CHECK! Oh! There is also the occasional JOUST!

“All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.” ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

It’s the final game in the Monster World Cup. It is the Sunnydale Slayers versus the LA Vampires. Both teams are evenly matched. The series is tied. How will it all end? In dust or in blood? Only Joss Whedon knows…

The City of Beacon, NY. Alien central hub or just a bunch of weirdos suffering from a mass delusion? Ozzy is there to find out. The StarCrossed support group aren't abductees. They are "Experiencers" and don't you forget it.

QUOTABLE Cheryl: "Duuuhhh!" "My earballs!" "Jeez-owww! ...Ya got another one in ya?" "Just like the gypsy woman said!" "Oh my God, this is so boring and forever taking!"

Sorry, but I simply cannot ADULT today. I failed my ADULTING check.

The Battle of Serenity Valley was a battle fought during the Unification War in Serenity Valley, located on Hera, and was considered to be the final decisive battle in the war. The battle began in May 2511, and while not the final battle of the war, was generally considered the end of the war for the Independents, who had lost almost all of the sixteen brigades and twenty air-tank squads they committed to the battle. The 57th Overlanders was a unit in the Independent Planets’ military. The unit participated in many battles during the Unification War, including the Battle of Serenity Valley and the Battle of Du-Khang.

*Carl:* So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. *Angie:* A looper? *Carl:* A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something,...

Make Rapture Great Again

Supernatural is a modern American Western — two gunslingers (Sam and Dean) who ride into town, fight the bad guys, kiss the girl and ride out into the sunset again on their trusty steed (The Metallicar). Oh, did we mention they also keep company with an Angel? Love those Winchester boys!

Show your ATX Pride! Keep Austin Weird.

Now with 100% more Hank! Thank GRIMM it's Friday!

"Sports Song" Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We’re gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we’re speaking figuratively Our stats are thoroughly impressive Our coach really has the Midas touch Our players are fast and strong and brave And your guys, eh, not so much In fact we’ve played teams across the nation And you’re the worst one we’ve come across Try to assimilate that information And it just might help you cope with your impending loss Oh, and if somehow we are still failing To effectively articulate the points at hand Allow us now to summarize them in a manner That your feeble brains can understand We’re great (we’re great) And you suck (you s...

No one plumbs the depths of their obsessions or explores the minutiae of a subject like a nerd. And if you are the object of that obsession, there is no love like nerd love. Nerd love is the best love because nerds love with their entire heart.

The old saying goes, "If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait a minute, it will change." Well... except for Summer. Summer in Texas starts in March and ends in November. If you can't take the heat, Texas is not for you.

Players Handbook? CHECK! Doritos? CHECK! Dice Bag? CHECK! Character Sheet? CHECK? Time for some Nerd Poker!!! #IsItThursdayYet?