Ronkytonk

You've heard it a hundred times, you'll hear it a thousand more. It goes something something West Virginia.... ah crap I can't remember all the words.

From National Wildlife Federation website: These salamanders are named for their presence in West Virginia’s Cheat Mountain, part of the Allegheny Mountains—the only region where this salamander can be found. They live in red spruce and yellow birch forests, where an individual Cheat Mountain salamander rarely leaves its own 48-square-foot territory. These salamanders keep to forests with moist ground cover for a very important reason: They lack lungs and instead breathe through their skin and membranes in their mouth and throat. When the weather gets too hot and dry, the salamanders must find cover to survive. As the temperature drops in the winter, Cheat Mountain salamanders retreat underground to stay warm.

An age-old argument, is it sauce or chili on a hot dog? I'm going with chili on this one.

Who wants to live forever? Roller Derby. Order this LIMITED EDITION design to have another reason to talk to people about derby and how it's BACK and as awesome as ever. Printed with quality inks on comfortable shirts, available in different fashions and sizes. Drawn up by a roller derby fan who likes to make roller derby shit. Check me out on Facebook and instagram by searching for RONKYTONKART. Please message me with any questions. Thank you so much for checking this out and please share.

Be WVAF on a sticker, shirt, and more. Please tag me @ronkytonkart on instagram when you get your stuff!

Be WVAF. Design available in a few different options so check them all out in my store! Once you decide which one you like best, get it printed on a buttload of different products, all of them always turn out awesome. Please tag ronkytonkart on instagram when you get your stuff! Thanks -- James

Be WVAF. Design available in a few different options so check them all out in my store! Once you decide which one you like best, get it printed on a buttload of different products, all of them always turn out awesome. Please tag ronkytonkart on instagram when you get your stuff! Thanks -- James

Be WVAF. Design available in a few different options so check them all out in my store! Once you decide which one you like best, get it printed on a buttload of different products, all of them always turn out awesome. Please tag ronkytonkart on instagram when you get your stuff! Thanks -- James

Are you from West by god Virginia? Here's a good way to introduce that to everyone. Available as a sticker, mask, magnet, tote bag etc etc so check out all the options! Be sure to tag ronkytonkart on Instagram showing off what you ordered.

Be WVAF

Back to the dirt from whence I came....

Mountaineers are always free.

Have You Seen A Five-Year-Old Boy, Blond Hair And He’s Wearing A T-Shirt That Says ‘Bullshit’ On It?

You can always depend on the beautifully stifling weather of the mountain state.

The heart of Appalachia is truly a place where the wild things are. Come join the rumpus.

The heart of Appalachia is truly a place where the wild things are. Come join the rumpus.

Grab a drink and kick back at the end of the rainbow. Pride and shine y'all. Get a sticker, support the holler.

Just remember to take it out of your mouth before she starts flowing.

With tons of water to float and paddle down in the heart of Appalachia, get a sticker to brand your kayak with.

Some call it pop and some call it soda, lets just all agree it goes good with whiskey or bourbon.

Ah the pepperoni roll, beloved by Appalachians and further cherished by those of West Virginia.

Rolling Hills and Unpaid Bills Ronkytonk West Virginia design for stickers, t-shirts and more!

In the spirit of the hills and the hollers of the heart of Appalachia, rock the tonk with symbols representative of your backwoods heritage. Featuring stuff you'd shove in a poke and jars and pitchers you'd aim to drink out of, with a spot or two of tributes to the state seal of West Virginia.

Illustration of the at-risk Big Sandy Crayfish, or crawdad as we'd call it in my neck of the woods.

Any time is a good time to leave the Confederacy. This one's in honor of West Virginia's succession.

Trapped by the bane of many a curious creature, the elusive Mothman of Point Pleasant West Virginia finds himself sealed tight in a Mason jar to be put on display.