Rotten Apple

Abracadabra

Abracadabra

Proudly proclaim your unpersonhood. Unperson: someone whose existence has been excised from the public and private memory. Inspired by 1984.

Proudly proclaim your unpersonhood. Unperson: someone whose existence has been excised from the public and private memory. Inspired by 1984.

Outlook not so good.. But a magic 8 ball isn't needed because we can all see what's coming

They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay. And we're here for it!

Horror design of a lost, melancholy girl alone in the woods as shadowy creatures reach towards her

Sometimes it's just one of those days :)

Ahoy matey! Take me to YARR leader

They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay! (and I'm here for it!)

It can be tough, when it feels like nobody believes in you. Like it's a joke to even consider believing in you

Who needs friends when you have spirits haunting you forever?

Who needs friends when you have demonic entities at your fingertips?

Does this feeling ever go away? But where are the REAL adults?

Don't talk to me till I've had my morning BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT. Hey, we all have our vices. Don't be a Judgmental Judy.

Don't talk to me till I've had my morning BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT. Hey, we all have our vices. Don't be a Judgmental Judy.

Don't you think?

You take your siver lining and shove it where the sun don't shine! Sometimes it's ok to say "that sucks"

When the day is done, or you're just fed up! Looks like the clock says fuck this

Outlook not so good.. But a magic 8 ball isn't needed because we can all see what's coming

Sometimes a fear of commitment is healthy

You know what they say. A zombie elephant never forgets... Ever.

It's like the opposite of a drama queen. Like a queen who been through it

"Monster" is such a harsh word. I prefer "misunderstood".

"Monster" is such a harsh word. I prefer misunderstood.

This charisma check is no match for my dice roll

A beautiful dragon against a pale moon

Ho ho ho-my god would you knock it off with the carols and the holiday cheer already?

Sometimes it's not clear if you're trying to convince someone else or yourself

A cheerful spin on a stark reality - can't say when or how but you can't deny we're all going to die

This spooky clown straight from your nightmares is the perfect way to express your happiness (or disdain)

It's true that nobody is perfect... With one glaring exception - my dog, of course. And yours too!! Celebrate the unconditional love and unwavering loyalty that our furry friends bring into our lives

This raccoon is so excited about his collection of shinies. You know what they say - one man's trash is another trash panda's treasure! Especially suited for any bag you keep YOUR collection of shinies in

Somewhat sinister twist on the classic Christmas carol lyric - the haunting gaze of this creepy Santa turns it into a holiday horror

Thought you'd never talk to Grandma again huh? Well with this one handy device you can communicate with the dearly departed.. so she knows exactly what to make Santa bring you for Christmas

Wake up sheeple! They're pulling the wool over your eyes!