RuinsnRotorcraft

Whatever your kink, make sure your rotor blades are safely tied down and your crew has been briefed the safe word before stepping!

Can you control specific muscle groups? Is your Vinyasa on point?

You made a sacred vow to work out and help others!

How do you do it? Who is your patron? Do you have a trainer?

How do you do it? Clearly, you're dedicated! Is it alchemy for meal planning? Transmuting calories?!

Your sprints, weights, and regimen are all paying off!

What does this even mean in this context?! Are you naturally gifted, or part dragon?!

Farming or gardening? Hiking or trail running? Swimming?! What can't you do?

Do you support others to meet their goals, or pray that your own are adequate?

Walk your dogs, ride your horse, hike a trail!

Inspire others with your courage, fitness, and selfies!

Smash those personal records with the might of your Strength and Constitution Modifiers!

Now without the R&R Text!

Adventure to the frozen tundra with this one-of-a-kind item!

For widest possible dissemination!

Here's just the text! I hope you have accompanying swag for context!

The world famous flagship symbol of the Ruins & Rotorcraft Fitventure Guild, not available to you!