Do you have very strong beliefs when it's fashionable? Do you have invincible convictions when it makes you look cool? Do you enjoy appearing smart and socially aware? Do you want to be on the "correct side" of history? Then show your support for... you know... whatever they tell you to!
It's only a matter of time before "Free wifi for all" becomes "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
Where are the Connors when you need them?