Facetious Goods

A retro Eiffel Tower in superimposed over a large moon. Ready to be the centerpiece of your French synthwave party.

Sketch of a blue clematis flower.

A loose sketch of a pink clematis flower

Smiley with a bullet to the head. How many of us feel during a lockdown.

Looking for the perfect gift for your creepy friend who owns that creepy utility van? Or maybe they're a huge fan of Eastern European marshrutkas? This design is the perfect gift!

Georgian painter Pirosmani's piece, "The Fisherman". You can find the original hanging at the Fine Art Museum in Tbilisi, Georgia.

"Who will watch the wachmen?" in Georgian. A spoof off of one Georgian anti-immigrant group that call themselves "The Watchmen" and patrol the streets.

Grapes from Georgian painter Pirosmani's "Company Visit"

A clipping of the Georgian painter Pirosmani's piece, "Company Visit". Perfect for fans of wine and art at the same time.

Stylized photo of everybody's favorite mass murdering dictator in his hipster youth. I first ran across this photo in the Stalin Museum in Gori, Georgia about 10 years ago and remarked on how much of a hipster young Dzugashvili looked, and ever since Montefiorre's book, it seems like everybody's got the same opinion.