Sarcastically Yours

This one's to the jerks out there that treat people like crap. I hope they have the day they deserve.

How I feel 24/7 when people talk to me. Shhhh Noone Cares! Honestly, people talk too much. Am I right?

Everyone has their vice, mine is coffee in the morning and wine later. Sometimes I switch it up and have wine in the morning and coffee before bed. I'm wild like that.

Coffee is life and makes me nicer. Without my morning coffee, I highly suggest staying away from me.

Coffee is life, without it, I may do something I'll regret.

Caffeine addicts unite

I feel this

On a boat silly

That’s a cat right?

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