Seaweed Borne Collection

Satiric image of a policeman with clown makeup and clown shoes with text reading "Accountability? Don't make me laugh."

Sometimes you just have to get away from places where those chilly winds blow. A tropical paradise on the beach by the sea works nicely.

This is for everybody who really likes beavers. All beavers. If just the thought of a beaver puts a smile on your face, let everyone know by wearing this shirt.

I tried to capture those geometric shapes I see when I close my eyes out in the bright summer sunshine. As well as the beautiful golden color5...

An attractive waitress is bringing a tray full of cakes to the table. Text reads "Life is Sweeter in Sugartit, Kentucky

St. Patrick’s Day design for Newport, Kentucky, featuring a leprechaun carrying a pig. Text reads St. PorkTrick’s Day, Newport Kentucky

In Porkopolis, aka Cincinnati, the swine celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with a shot and a beer like everyone else. Everyone is Irish for St. Paddy.

St. Patrick's day is a time for celebrations with friends and family. It would be incomplete without this Irish toast. Raise your glass and wish "Good Health" for everybody.

A bold statement with a simple design using plain words, unapologetic and direct. Time to turn the tables over.

A bold statement with a simple design using plain words, unapologetic and direct. Time to turn the tables over.

Take a stand, make a statement. Out of a confusion of individuals, the Union emerges and states Union A**Hole

Take a stand, make a statement. Out of a confusion of individuals, the Union emerges and states Union Mother

Take a stand, make a statement. Out of a confusion of individuals, the Union emerges and states,”Union, Dumbass.”

Take a stand, make a statement. Out of a confusion of individuals, the Union emerges and states,”Union, Dumbass.”

Take a stand, make a statement. Out of a confusion of individuals, the Union emerges and states,”Union, Dumbass.”

SeaWeed Borne offers a lesson on how to properly sip whiskey and pronounce an incredibly useful sentence in an Irish accent.

a MONKEY CARRYING A BUNCH OF BANANAS SAYS THERE IS A WEIRDO IN EVERY BUNCH, AND HE IS THAT ONE

A SMILING DEMON ADVISES EVERYONE TO SMILE, IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST CHANCE

Mr. Fast does everything fast. Now he wants you to think fast! If people can't keep up, let them see your back.

Egyptian god of the Underworld declares that one should have no dog before him.

Election campaign-style design featuring Anubis, the Egyptian god of the underworld, running on a promise to put the dog back in dogma.

A message from a concerned citizen regarding Ron DeSantis and his over-protestation regarding lgbtq+ culture. "Methinks thou dost protest too much."

All good doggies are going to have some fun today! The list is all ready: Romp, Run Around, Get back to where you belong. Buy this design and let everyoneat the dog park know what's on the agenda.

A big tongue licking red lips in obvious enjoyment, with text reading "Dirty Boys Ice Cream Just Yummier..

Whiskey lovers rejoice! Here comes Kentucky Suckerpunch Immaculate Corn Liquor, guaranteed to knock out at least some of your lights. The good folks down in Beaver Lick have done it again!

Barney Beaver and his sultry old lady are the greeting committee for Beaver Lick, and they can't wait for you to get a taste of Kentucky.

A note to DeSantis asking him to quit making such a big deal about woke people, and to instead pay attention to all the broke people.

As folks discover everyday, it is impossible to change the world. We can, however, change ourselves. Let's try it.

The Pride inclusive flag colors in the shape of a heart. Text reads "Practice Respect in Daily Encounters". A little bit of respect goes a long way towards understanding.

Outline of America in the upside-down. "distress" position, below it is a statement about everyone who is not numbered in the top 1%

This clown is not about to be very much help to the posse. He's bouncing on through, pointing in two different directions, telling ther police, "They went That-A-Way."

This mighty little dog can get up quite a head of steam. So fast he can fly! You know you've always wanted a flying dog! Get one today!

For Saint Patrick's Day this is a gold shamrock And "Ireland" written in Irish, also gold

A design for St. Patrick"s Day: The harp of the bard with shamrocks and Ireland written in Irish.

Ah, the fires of Beltaine are no place for the timid or saintly...A Celt abides with the Earth and communes with her beasts. Everybody who believes in "going green" should practice what the druids did hundreds and thousands of years ago.

Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day with some Irish Pride. A simple design: shamrocks, a Celtic cross and the word Ireland, in Irish.