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They teach you the ins and outs of the Dutch language, including that blasted d/dt/t rule - just so you can order cheese at the counter like a native and wear your wooden shoes with pride. Give it up for your Dutch language teacher!

They tirelessly correct your grammar and make sure all capitals are in their proper place. Hurrah für deinen Schlussredakteur!

They teach you when to use 'den', 'der', 'das' or 'des' - or 'die', 'dem', 'den' - and help you appreciate the language of Hegel, Goethe and Lessing. Give it up for your favorite teacher! Ein Hoch auf den Sprachlehrer!

Ze verfraaien je zinnen, verbeteren non-stop alle dt-fouten en voegen alle vergeten komma's toe. Hiep hiep hoera voor de eindredacteur!

They tirelessly change your comma's, correct your spelling and put those darn apostrophes in the right place. Let's give it up for your copy editor!!! For the British version, check out Ode to the subeditor. For Dutch: Ode aan de eindredacteur.

They tirelessly change your comma's, correct your spelling and put those darn apostrophes in the right place. Let's give it up for your subeditor!!! For the American version, check out Ode to the copy editor. For Dutch: Ode aan de eindredacteur.