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The first step is always the hardest, as this courageous little duckling can attest to. Not even ducks take like ducks to water. Go, little duck, go!

Why did the alt right populists cross the road? A parodic take on a few of the leaders of the nationalistic alt right movement.

Work? School? Chores? Sorry peeps, way too busy at the moment...

Who knew simple maths could be so delicious and zesty?

Friday wouldn't be friday without some savoury snacks to mark the beginning of the weekend. Yay! Go weekend!

Self-reflection can be really tough, especially when it means you just have to come to terms with who and what you really are. It sucks.

Ever since Jaws, sharks have a bad rep. Supposedly, they are these nasty, unkempt predators, when in actual fact most sharks are gentile, well-mannered creatures - and they are bloody polite to boot. Dinner etiquette 101: always introduce yourself.

His monicker is Jack the Crusher and he's causing mayhem on Bran Street. Oh, the horror, the horror! Coming soon to a movie theatre near you...better start running - or he'll be having you for breakfast...

For all those potheads who love their herbal, er, remedies.

It's the perfect way to profess one's love for tea. After all, who wouldn't want to lather up with a suger cube, clean up with a tea spoon and take a steaming hot bath of earl grey?

You simply cannot be greener than these little green peas protesting on behalf of Greenpeace. And yes: they support Greta Thunberg, youth4climate, the weekly climate protests around the globe. And yes, they do believe climate change is real.

This sad little crying bat has been bad and is full of regret. He is so sorry he hurt you when he put his little vampire teeth in your neck.

The tastiest bar in town, where all customers are just absolutely delicious and sweet-looking to boot.

The truth is out there. Forget about that meteorite or those vulcanic eruptions: this really is the only correct answer to the question 'what killed the dinosaurs?' It's the most logical explanation.

Happy or grumpy, what will it be? Keep 'm guessing all day long!

Italy: paradise for culinary tourists. See the sights, take a selfie, have pizza.

The perfect way to profess your love for the Dutch royal family! (in orange, of course)

Some mornings just start out all wrong - and then it gets worse.

Just a very happy camper, waiting to explore the world at his leisure.

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. If only every day at the office would be casual Friday... Is it weekend yet?

When you feel you're taken for granted and might as well be invisible.

This calls for only one thing: hot cocoa!

Nothing beats smelling the first flower of spring. It simply puts a spring in one's step.

If peas could smile, they would make for a classic work of art...

Hopefully he (or she, or they) will strike lucky...

A zesty take on the famous and prolific Belgian writer who could write a novel in a weekend.

This little spider is doing his utmost best to impress you with his scariness. Is it working?

A parodic play on words to honour the great mister Bean (and his teddy)!

Yes, it's a very creepy zombie pea.

When lemon and avocado hook up, lime is what you get. Ode to all mixed-race families.

Pizza is art. It should be put on pedestals and admired in museums. Hail to the pizza!

If only he had thought this through...

Speciaal voor Koningsdag: de enige echte Willempea! You ain't much if you ain't Dutch: join the Koningsdag festivities in proper attire. An orange ode to king Willem-Alexander. Best way to click with the locals or make people smile at that embassy party on the 27th of April. The only pea that is actually orange.

Work? School? Chores? Sorry peeps, way too busy at the moment...

When you take your cue from someone who has you in the pocket, you may just get pushed around a lot...

Now that the Bob Mueller report is in, it's time to pick your team for the battle of Washington. Is reprimanding grandma Nancy Pelosi your gal? Then this is your shirt. Are you more into Donald Trump's tumultuous, let's shake this place up-style? Then check out the Team Trump shirt & stuff.