Forever.

En garde, I'll let you try

How many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu!

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Boards Don't Hit Back. - Bruce Lee

I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

I am the greatest. I said that even before I knew I was.

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend. - Bruce Lee

Impossible is just a word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. - Muhammad Ali

Do you have a problem with that?

Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.

Knock, knock...

Send location.

If Rugby was easy it would be called Sambo.

Send Me Location.

Smesh everybody.

You're not ready until you're Bangkok ready.