Shirts by Patterson Designs

Embrace the chaos of the dispatch life with our "I'm Fine, It's Fine, Everything is Fine!" T-shirt. This design features a wildly expressive cat, perfectly capturing the often hectic yet humorous nature of a dispatcher's day-to-day. Ideal for 911 dispatchers who tackle stressful situations with a sense of humor, this shirt is both a stress-reliever and a badge of honor. It's a great conversation starter and a perfect way to lighten the mood at work or in casual settings. Show off your resilience and unique perspective on the challenges of dispatcher life with this fun and quirky tee!

Show off your quirky side at work with our "I'm a Big Dill in Dispatch" T-shirt! This design features an adorable pickle character wearing headphones, perfect for dispatch operators who bring humor and personality to their job. It's a fun way to celebrate the essential role dispatchers play, making it an excellent gift for yourself or your favorite dispatcher. Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, this shirt is sure to be a conversation starter and a hit among coworkers. Grab this unique and playful tee and let everyone know you're a big dill in dispatch!

Get your paws on our "Whisker Lickin' Good" T-shirt, featuring an irresistibly cute cat delightfully slurping up a bowl of ramen noodles! This playful black and white design captures the joy of a purr-fect meal, making it an ideal choice for cat enthusiasts and lovers of lighthearted, animal-inspired apparel. Whether you're lounging at home or out on a casual day, this shirt is sure to fetch compliments and smiles, making it a must-have for any fun-loving wardrobe. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good Japanese ramen noodle dish with a dash of feline charm!

Funny kawaii sushi with the words "Wasabi Wonders"

Adorable orange cat reading a book with the words "Paws for Prose" makes an amazing gift for book lovers and cat Mom's

Funny Japanese Frog Eating Ramen with Chopsticks Just Noodling Around Gift

Live Fast Die Last Funny Cowboy Skull Western Skeleton Gift

I'm Pugging High Funny Marijuana Gift for Cannabis Enthusiasts is the perfect design for pug owners who like to smoke a little weed

This design is the perfect Funny Bulldog Gift for Pet Lovers and Bulldog Owners

Adorable Basset Hound reading a book makes a perfect gift for book lovers and basset hound pet owners.

One Patriotic Dispatcher 4th of July Gift for 911 Thin Gold Line First Responder

Peace Love and Freedom 4th of July Dispatcher Gift for 911 Thin Gold Line First Responders

Home of the Free Because of the Brave 911 Dispatcher Gift for 4th of July

4th of July Dispatcher Gift for 911 Thin Gold Line First Responders

4th of July Dispatch Crew for 911 Thin Gold Line Dispatcher First Responders

In Dispatch We Trust 4th of July 911 Dispatcher Gift for Thin Gold Line First Responders

This Funny Stoner "High on Nature" Panda Bear Smoking a Joint is the perfect gift for Weed Lovers and Ganja Enthusiasts who also love Nature

Baked at 420 Funny Weed is the perfect Gift the Stoners and Ganja Lovers in your life

Share your love of axolotls and support a 911 first responder dispatcher with this perfect gift for axolotl lovers

Introducing our adorable design featuring a charming watercolor kawaii-style axolotl paired with the playful phrase "I axolotl questions." This delightful design adds a whimsical touch to any occasion, making it a perfect gift for your axolotl lover.

Witty over the hill birthday gift for whiskey lovers

Spooky skull spider is perfect for your halloween designs

Dancing potato with the words "Taters Gonna Tate" design makes the perfect gift for the spud lover in your life.

This design is the perfect gift for that weed smoker in your life who is also a book lover!

Perfect gift for book loving stoners who love to read and smoke pot

This high achiever weed design is perfect for college graduates and students who enjoy their marijuana

Enjoy this funny weed pun of Freshly Baked!

Funny skeleton hand forming a heart with 911 inside makes a bold statement

Introducing our empowering 911 Dispatcher design, designed for those who proudly answer the call! With the bold declaration "I am the one in 911," this design celebrates the vital role of dispatchers in emergency response.

Introducing our uproarious 911 Dispatcher design guaranteed to lighten the mood! Featuring an angry hedgehog donning a dispatcher headset and the playful phrase "Just Say 10-4," this gift adds a humorous twist to the important work of dispatchers. Whether you're on duty or off, this dispatcher design is a fun and unique way to showcase your profession. Spread smiles and spark conversations with this clever and delightful gift. Order yours today and make a statement on and off the radio!

Every dispatcher center has that one person who gets all the bad traffic and tragedies. This funny design celebrates that Shit Magnet!

Add some humor to your wardrobe with our hilarious 911 Dispatcher T-shirt! Featuring a fox wearing a headset, this tee is sure to bring a smile to your face. With the witty phrase "For Fox Sake" printed boldly, it's a playful twist on the important work of dispatchers. Whether you're on duty or off, this design is a fun and stylish choice. Show off your unique sense of humor and dedication to your profession with this clever design. Order yours today and make a statement on and off the radio!

Introducing our whimsical "Let's Get Buzzed!" design featuring a cute honey bee enjoying a joint. This quirky design adds a playful twist to your life is a perfect gift idea for cannabis enthusiasts and bee lovers alike.

Adorable book pun design for reading teachers and book enthusiasts

Adorable bookworm design makes the perfect gift for book enthusiasts

Adorable bookworm wearing a cap and reading a book