ShittyQuotes

The best way to start a weekend is to buy a shitty tshirt. And how are you going to spend the Friday night? Praying like the lady from the vintage illustration? Or will you go dancing with your party animals friends? Wherever you'll be, don't forget your fancy tee and let everybody know, you party hard today! It's so much better to party, when your graphic tee does the happy dance with you! It's also a funny way to let your co-workers know, you hate your job, just sayin'

We've got your back, Jack! Bitches be crazy. It's a true story, you didn't surprise us. Now, what will you do about it? Keep the information for you? I hardly think so. Tell the world about it with a tee! With these girls floating around the phrase, everybody will get it, probably even the bitches themselves. Who cares that they're from a vintage illustration, we all know that life is just the same. Say no to those meaningless quotes on your shirts and choose a true message instead - your friends will appreciate that! EDIT: we've got an information that the tees make great recovery gifts after break-ups, in case any of you had a girlfriend, you crazy nerds.

Going out with you party animals friends and you don't know what to wear? Show the world, you take it seriously! Dance around together with these 5 girls and party hard. With the wild vintage illustration nothing seems odd anymore! Put your best dress on and spread the cuteness (oh, sorry, wildness of course). Brighten up our day with the pastel colors and a happy saying.

Bae asked for a picture of you and you're trying to make it look spontaneous, but sexy? You need a new profile picture and want to look more natural and nice? I bet it always end up like this ;) Don't hide the truth, make it a statement! Call it a funny quote if you wish, but we all know, that's the true story. Say it's a joke or not, but if your friend spams your social media feeds with selfies like this, you might tell her with a vintage illustration tee! Let her take a selfie with it and tag with a few hashtags, because why not spoil you friends with gifts?

Shut up and dance with this circus gal! All you need is a vintage horse from an illustration and a funny feather hat and soon - you're the party queen! Rock it with an awesome tee and show the others, who is a real party animal here! And, of course, don't forget your sexy moves.

Please the crazy cat lady in you with this awesome shut up and feed me tee! Don't you wait all the day at work to come back home and see this little eyes saying "You've returned. Where's my food?"? We bet you do! Well, we firmly believe you can never have enough cats, so don't hesitate to get you this one! Even if you don't have any pets, you may consider it a sign that you love the Internet - because we all know, that it's powered by cats and titties, don't we?

What's better than a sexy squad always near you? Tell your friends you love them with this tee! Or let people know, you're looking for some. Or just comment on some shitty instagram pictures with the hashtag #squadgoals and cry alone - the choice is yours. Whichever option you choose, we still think you can never have enough of these funny tees ;)

This funny vintage illustration of a whale and a word play quote will get you the heart of any and every girl around! (or a boy, because why not?). It's not only a Valentine's day thing - love is in all the year around!

Driving to bae, when she's home alone be like... "I'm naked already, my sweet little angel". But well, the police isn't going to like a naked man driving a car, so you might want to get yourself a tee for this occasion ;) The vintage illustration will help you keep it cool at least until someone reads the saying that comes with it.

Don't feel loved enough? Or maybe you're just a hugs freak? Whatever it is - don't hide it anymore! Show the message to the world and hug all the people! Let them know, it's free, because, seriously, who wouldn't want a free hug? Foul them with your arm like tentacles and feel like a freaking octopus for one, beautiful moment! Eventually, they'll run away and never speak to you again, but what you hugged is yours!

just remember, always be yourself. Unless you can be a fabulous unicorn, well, than always be a unicorn! Show all the horny bitches, who is cool and sexy! In case they don't get they fancy saying, there is always a vintage illustration to make it clear, who rules! ;)

feeling like a boss tonight? tell it with a tee! Just suit up with the cute cat shirt and rule the social media with a bossy selfie! Tees might not be the sexiest of the clothes, but tees with a cat on it... Well, there's no better illustration for this than the vintage illustration included.

Just behave naturally, your crush is coming! Naturally? Oh, I see, maybe I'll just turn into a cute little angel? We bet you will! In case you don't really always take your angel wings with you everywhere or just don't succeed at being nice, you might as well just get yourself a cute tshirt. If she's gonna be your girl, she won't mind.

you're a coffee addict and can't imagine running out of the magical elixir of life? can't stand an empty coffee pot and scream for more, when the half of the drink is gone? Well, in this case, you may need this sign wherever you go - just in case, so people can make sure they have enough of your drug, before you even enter the place.

Visiting a friend be like "So... what's the Wi-Fi password?"? You better dress up like a cute little flower fairy and be smile like a child, if you don't want their password post-it to be lost! But if you're not into woodland fairies, the tee will do too. Just remember to look like the girl from the vintage illustration and you're good to go asking!

can hear your girlfriend talking anymore? Or is it this crazy IT guy who've fallen with you, but you can't even imagine seeing him without a computer? In need, it's always right to get yourself a rude saying on a tshirt. Buying may not buy you peace, but it can buy you this tee, which is kind of the same thing. And you get the vintage illustration of a hand on top of it, what more could a man ask for?

Looking for a cool tee, but you everything seems a little shitty? Well, you better get this tee with just some pretty shit on it and go on. And get some for your friends too, because seriously, who doesn't love a few flowers or a bouquette? The vintage floral illustration works great on every color. We advice to think twice, before you wear the shirt to the work. It wouldn't be funny, we tried it.