Skipper Kevin

A retro throwback look at The Condor!

Your dream boat has arrived. Unfortunately, he's driving it!

Is anybody else tired of living after historical event after historical event? Well, at least we survived! At our rate, this shirt will stay relevant for years (maybe even decades) to come!

The rides? Nope! The churros? Negative! The characters? Not even close! The real reason people love theme parks? THE PUNS!

Today's secret word is TIKI! AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Based on an original painting I did as a fundraiser.

When lightning strikes a Moai, Franken-Tiki lives! Technically it's Skipper Franken-Tiki's Monster, but you get the point!

You'll be head of the pack while wearing this striking design. Plus, you won't have to worry about it shrinking!

Beware of pink Tiki Elephant Bobs on parade!

This parrot is dead... tired.

Sometimes when you take a late-night cruise through the jungle, you start to see things... strange things... that put everything into perspective.

Beat the heat at Frosty's Arc-Tiki Room. Our drinks have the best ice in town!

It won't be a figment of your imagination when this team hits the ice!

The jungle's best (and only) semi-professional ice hockey team. They don't get to play often, but when they do... it doesn't last long.

This record-setting design features the iconic pachyderm performer Ella Phantzgerald. Perfect for your next excursion into the tropical jungle rivers of the world.

Tell everyone about your exclusive membership in a secret society!

The jungle's best (and only) semi-professional ice hockey team. They don't get to play often, but when they do... it doesn't last long.

He's not as famous or as rich in vitamin C as his cousin, but he is arguably more delicious.