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Yesterday, today was tomorrow. Do it now.

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You'll do it tomorrow?

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will make things better, but I am going to find out.

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I don't know if trying hard

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Believing everything you read on the internet is the danger

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Vaccines and danger

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We've tested it for years. It only makes things worse.

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Hate never fixes anything

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and your enemies buried in the basement

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Keep your friends close

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If you wouldn't take their advice T-Shirt

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Don't take their criticism.

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If you wouldn't take their advice

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is predictable. Don't worry about being perfect.

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What we really mean by perfect

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If you're not ready for the answer

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Don't ask the question

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Stop trying to be like the cool kids T-Shirt

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They're assholes

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Stop trying to be like the cool kids

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and you'll never get your pants on

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Keep your feet on the ground

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Don't worry about what people think T-Shirt

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because they don't

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Don't worry about what people think

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of stupidity.

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Never underestimate the power

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someone else's dreams

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Never chase

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You're allowed to change your mind T-Shirt

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Especially if you made a decision as a teenager.

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You're allowed to change your mind

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My YES has no meaning.

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If I can't say NO

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Don't put all your monkeys in one barrel T-Shirt

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That would be scary

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Don't put all your monkeys in one barrel

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if medical advice from the TV is right for you.

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Ask your Doctor

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Don't be ashamed of who you are. T-Shirt

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Your parents will do that for you.

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Don't be ashamed of who you are.

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or pet the sweaty things

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Don't sweat the petty things

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Or scissor with the runs

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Don't run with scissors

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Stupid less

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Think more

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is a waste of imagination

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Worry

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It's not Chocolate

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When in Doubt

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in the end. If things are not all right, it's not the end.

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Everything comes out all right

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everything you think.

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Don't believe

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If you don't know where you're going T-Shirt

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You can't know when you've gotten there.

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If you don't know where you're going

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next to your personal lube. Sage advice.

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Don't keep your hand sanitizer

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than you can lift

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Never eat more in one meal

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when you least expect it, it craps in your face.

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Love is like a bird

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and let God sort it out.

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Love Everyone

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Until it has been officially denied.

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Never Believe Anything

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Just because you worked hard on it.

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Don't cling to a mistake

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Stay at least 92 million miles away at all times.

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Don't sit in the sun.

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without first admitting to being foolish.

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One can not become wise

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until you have crossed the river

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Don't insult the alligator

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make sure you would survive the odds beating you.

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Before you try to beat the odds

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