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GLITTER! GLITTER! GLITTER!

Tags: addiction, craft, crafts, glitter, holiday

Christmas glitter T-Shirt

$22 $16

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It burns!

Tags: antisocial, burn, humor, idiots, sarcasm

The stupid! T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Holiday problems.

Tags: antisocial, christmas, holiday, humor, introvert

Christmas anxiety T-Shirt

$22 $16

Who left the bag of idiots open? T-Shirt

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They're everywhere.

Tags: antisocial, bag, everywhere, humor, morons

Who left the bag of idiots open? T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Believing everything you read on the internet is the danger

Tags: conspiracy, danger, deadly, death, hypodermic

Vaccines and danger T-Shirt

$22 $16

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all that I know

Tags: advice, humor, knowledge, sarcasm, snark

I do not claim to understand T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Woodcut illustration by Hans Weiditz, early 16th century. Shows a spherical earth, among the cosmic spheres of heavenly bodies. Geocentric sky map.

Tags: antique, belief, cosmic, cosmos, geocentric

The Earth is not Flat T-Shirt

$22 $16

I'm not afraid of being alone in the dark T-Shirt

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I'm afraid of not being alone in the dark

Tags: afraid, alone, creepy, dark, fear

I'm not afraid of being alone in the dark T-Shirt

$22 $16

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be an adult every day?

Tags: antisocial, grown up, humor, quote, responsibility

Wait... I have to T-Shirt

$22 $16

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a matter of belief.

Tags: belief, humor, nerd, political, religious

Science is not T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I caffeinate and glower

Tags: caffiene, coffee, cranky, curmudgeon, grumpy

I do not Rise and Shine T-Shirt

$22 $16

People don't appreciate my sense of humor T-Shirt

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as much as I do.

Tags: appreciation, joke, laugh, sarcasm, sarcastic

People don't appreciate my sense of humor T-Shirt

$22 $16

The difference between science and T-Shirt

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goofing off, is documentation. Make a full report.

Tags: documentation, fooling around, goofing off, humor, scientific method

The difference between science and T-Shirt

$22 $16

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stays in the black hole

Tags: astronomy, astrophysics, humor, physics, saying

What happens in the Black Hole T-Shirt

$22 $16

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by being stupid.

Tags: age, humor, old, sarcasm, sarcastic

I didn't get this old T-Shirt

$22 $16

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There are too many of them already.

Tags: activism, antifa, do not, humor, political

Do not feed the Fascists T-Shirt

$22 $16

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someone ways WTF today

Tags: be the reason, glurge, humor, sarcasm, sarcastic

Be the reason T-Shirt

$22 $16

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may break my bones, but words will really screw me up.

Tags: humor, mean, sarcasm, sarcastic, scarred for life

Sticks and stones T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Would you like some? I'm willing to share.

Tags: crazy, humor, insane, issues, mental illness

Yes, I have mental problems T-Shirt

$22 $16

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It may take more than one test.

Tags: adult humor, blow job, flirty, humor, naughty

Free blowjob analysis T-Shirt

$22 $16

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gotta have snacks

Tags: eating, humor, invitation, munchies, party

Will there be snacks? T-Shirt

$22 $16

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All my friends live here.

Tags: climate change, environmentalism, friends, friendship, humor

Stop ruining the Earth! T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I avoid Meet.

Tags: agoraphobia, antisocial, avoidance, hermit, humor

I'm socially vegan T-Shirt

$22 $16

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until reality improves

Tags: angst, antisocial, humor, reality, sarcasm

tantrums will continue T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I've done stupider things.

Tags: antisocial, dare, humor, risk, sarcasm

Sure, why not. T-Shirt

$22 $16

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conspiracy theorists have in the government's competence

Tags: competence, faith, government, humor, sarcasm

It's cute how much faith T-Shirt

$22 $16

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every day is your last day on Earth.

Tags: future, humor, last day on earth, philosphy, sarcasm

Until time proves differently T-Shirt

$22 $16

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and salty, like me.

Tags: antisocial, fat, funny, humor, salty

bacon is mostly fat T-Shirt

$22 $16

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from contact with people.

Tags: antisocial, cynicism, humor, people, sarcasm

I got cynical T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I am a food adventurer

Tags: diet, fat, food, glutton, gluttony

I am not a glutton T-Shirt

$22 $16

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What can I say? I really like food.

Tags: diet, enjoyment, fat, food, humor

gravy is a beverage T-Shirt

$22 $16

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with a feather. Don't slap me with the whole chicken.

Tags: bdsm, chicken, humor, kinky, limits

I said you could tickle me T-Shirt

$22 $16

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They're icky.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, fantasy, humans, humor

No, I don't date Humans T-Shirt

$22 $16

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know it so loudly?

Tags: antisocial, curmudgeon, humor, idiots, nothing

Why do people who know nothing T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Nice has limits.

Tags: antisocial, humor, limits, nice, not stupid

I'm nice, not stupid T-Shirt

$22 $16

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but I AM allowed to sedate it. Something for nurses, ER docs, and any other medical people who have to put up with crap.

Tags: doctor, er, hospital, humor, idiots

I can't cure stupid T-Shirt

$22 $16

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