T-Shirts by Snark Central

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when I flirt, they just grab a crucifix and scream

Tags: creepy, crucifix, demonic, goth, humor

Why is it? T-Shirt

$22 $16

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We've tested it for years. It only makes things worse.

Tags: advice, compassion, humor, philosophy, political

Hate never fixes anything T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Try again after coffee

Tags: anti social, caffeine, caffiene, coffee, humor

Sorry, can't give a f T-Shirt

$22 $16

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which may be the problem

Tags: anti social, curmudgeon, cynical, humor, sarcasm

I'm not stupid T-Shirt

$22 $16

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so people will know who in your group to talk to, if they want to make sense of you all.

Tags: gift idea, humor, sarcasm, sarcastic, snark

token normal person T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Might as well wear a warning.

Tags: advice, army, camo, humor, sarcasm

This side toward enemy T-Shirt

$22 $16

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no one is thinking

Tags: advice, philosophy, political, sarcasm, sarcastic

When all think alike T-Shirt

$22 $16

I have so many interesting flaws T-Shirt

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yet all you can think to call me is "fattie"?

Tags: quote, wisdom, flaws, text, snark

I have so many interesting flaws T-Shirt

$22 $16

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and your enemies buried in the basement

Tags: snarky, snark, murder, humor, maniac

Keep your friends close T-Shirt

$22 $16

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but I wouldn't want to live there.

Tags: humor, individuality, imagination, unseen gallery, snark

Reality is nice T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I will not obsess. I will not...

Tags: neurodivergent, weird, geek, mental, unseen gallery

I will not obsess... T-Shirt

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Jesus for lent

Tags: snark, atheist, sarcasm, text, satire

I gave up T-Shirt

$22 $16

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But, I'm going to swear the whole time.

Tags: cranky, saying, antisocial, unseen gallery, quote

Ok, I'll do it. T-Shirt

$22 $16

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to deal with this nonsense

Tags: frustration, humor, nonsense, sarcasm, sarcastic

I don't know enough profanity T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Missile defense systems

Tags: military, defense, weird, humor, political

Support Faith Based T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Evil at least benefits itself. Stupid benefits no one.

Tags: climate change, snark, worse, unseen gallery, evil

Stupid is worse than Evil T-Shirt

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If you wouldn't take their advice T-Shirt

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Don't take their criticism.

Tags: sarcastic, saying, sarcasm, snark, text

If you wouldn't take their advice T-Shirt

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But we don't have the same horizon

Tags: wisdom, horizon, psychotherapy, sky, unseen gallery

We all share the same sky T-Shirt

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reports of my being alive and well T-Shirt

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have been exaggerated.

Tags: rumors, text, sarcastic, unseen gallery, snarky

reports of my being alive and well T-Shirt

$22 $16

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to people who are?

Tags: frustration, text, sarcastic, antisocial, sarcasm

How can I prove I'm not crazy T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Or is it just me.

Tags: attitude, worldview, surreal, weird, text

Is it solipsistic in here? T-Shirt

$22 $16

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tell him I've been looking for him.

Tags: christianity, snarky, blasphemy, text, religion

If you find Jesus T-Shirt

$22 $16

Just because you don't understand T-Shirt

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science, doesn't mean it's wrong.

Tags: snark, education, understanding, unseen gallery, snarky

Just because you don't understand T-Shirt

$22 $16

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moist people.

Tags: typo, text, snark, snarky, sarcastic

A small typo doesn't bother T-Shirt

$22 $16

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always ready for sex. Men get sexually harassed, too.

Tags: equality, sarcasm, humor, snarky, sexual harassment

No, men AREN'T T-Shirt

$22 $16

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They get too comfortable

Tags: pet peeves, text, snark, weird, humor

Stop petting my peeves T-Shirt

$22 $16

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is predictable. Don't worry about being perfect.

Tags: humor, self image, quote, text, mental health

What we really mean by perfect T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I have to puke now.

Tags: unseen gallery, text, puke, rude, sarcasm

This has been fun, but T-Shirt

$22 $16

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are not like yours. It won't help.

Tags: difference, unseen gallery, text, sarcastic, snarky

Don't hate me because my sins T-Shirt

$22 $16

I'm weird, but I'll grow on you. T-Shirt

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Like fungus.

Tags: antisocial, sarcastic, humor, saying, text

I'm weird, but I'll grow on you. T-Shirt

$22 $16

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This is the war room! Stop worrying and love the bomb.

Tags: humor, nuclear war, cinema, atomic bomb, quote

You can't fight in here! T-Shirt

$22 $16

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and all I have is chopsticks

Tags: chopsticks, cynical, cynicism, humor, jello

Life is a bowl of jello T-Shirt

$22 $16

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sometimes, things just don't work.

Tags: life lessons, life, unseen gallery, advice, snark

Not everything is a lesson T-Shirt

$22 $16

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but, accidents will happen

Tags: sarcastic, unseen gallery, humor, sarcasm, snarky

Revenge is not my way T-Shirt

$22 $16

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because you can do things in the lab that would be a felony if you did them at home.

Tags: felony, weird, snark, unseen gallery, snarky

Science! T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I press charges.

Tags: sarcasm, text, antisocial, womens rights, dating

Whoa there, Mr. Testosterone T-Shirt

$22 $16

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