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Relive the magic of the Sock Cop Twitch Stream by wearing a picture of it on your thorax! Featuring Rupert and Vern!

It's our dolphin pals Gadzooks and Land Biscuit! Hooray!

Time to class up the joint a little with some Sockspeare!

The only contest into which he enters is that about things which are within the power of his will; how then will he not be invincible?

Here in the South it gets pretty hot. Luckily it's pretty humid too, so we really get to appreciate it. This shirt is best worn when it is sticking to you.

Sock Cop and a cool giraffe

Classic Sock Cop shirt design!

Sock Cop eatin' hearts just like he does on the Periscopes!