Soluble Designs

Even Elvis knew that Karate and Rock and Roll went together.

Pawnee's favorite children's entertainer.

For those who enjoy a good murder mystery.

Join the Self-Preservation Society

Choose a killer tune for the perfect escape. Just put four on the floor, and floor the gas!

Who knows who can access your data on the Deep Dark Web

A congratulation invented by Edmund Blackadder to mock Doctor Samuel Johnson, author of the first dictionary, alleged to contain every word in the English language. "Allow me to be the first to offer Dr. Johnson my most sincere contrafibularities! I am anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused him such pericombobulation."

Whatever you do, don't ever feed them after midnight. (No, sorry, that's Gremlins.)

When the Sestras get together, you'd better take care.

Its what we do. For designers, writers, inventors, and improvisers, or anyone else who lives on their creativity

There's no sister like a clone club sister.

Sestras stick together.

Laika- first dog into space, and first animal to orbit the earth. She blazed a trail for mankind to follow. Great for dog lovers, space enthusiasts, and dogs-in-space enthusiasts. For a full range of phone cases and other items, look for "Laika (Non apparel)" with an adapted design, to fit those items better

"This is an excellent rectangle"

Ron's mask will scare away the bravest of evil spirits.

Love can baffle even the most logical of minds.

Psycho Bunny wants to play!

The iconic stance of instant readiness, Hands twitching above the triggers. His robot reflexes tuned to the slightest twitch, and ready to power his steel limbs into action.

I'll see you at High Noon, (hourly on the weekends.)

According to old-time Hollywood movies, inside every mousy secretary lurks a vivacious bombshell, just waiting for her glasses to be taken off and her hair released and shaken out. In real life its not that simple.

Sometimes things we do seem incomprehensible to previous generations. This design is inspired by an episode of Blackadder II, where Edmund tries to conceal a wild party going on in another room from Lord and Lady Whiteadder. his ridiculously puritan aged relatives.

I ate some cheese that disagreed with me.

Shut up and drink your Moloko.

It refreshes the parts other milk doesn't reach, but it is most definitely not the Milk of Human Kindness.

"I don't understand it, it's never done that before."

Science is essential to our life on this planet. Don't ignore it, or diminish its importance compared to misinformed opinion, or doctrine.

Robbie is lost in unfamiliar territory.

How to build a mechanical man.

Audrey II is hungry for blood- Must be human, must be fresh!

Yan can find anything on the web, except privacy

This is a local shop, for local people Also available on darker shirts.

If you visit, be careful not to feed the plants.

Lenny has the Devil inside her

"Welcome to Royston Vasey. You'll never leave" Also available on lighter shirts

The Korova Milk Bar serves many varieties of milk, with all sorts of strange additives.

If inspiration strikes, wave your shirt over your head.