Sombrero Craft

Show your fun sides with this shirt featuring Crazy Ira and the Douche from Parks and Recreation!

Out there riding the silicon prairie, wrangling the web with code and pixels. Perfect shirt for coders, ux designers, and internet enthusiasts alike.

I'm the gatekeeper of the my own destiny, unfortunately I really do just get in my own way sometimes. And honestly push pull doors are tough, maybe the gate to my destiny can be an automatic sliding door instead.

I hear if you ever run into the Van Buren Boys, that don't mess with one of their own. All you have to do is show them the hand sign and you're good.

I saw an old advertising cut of a ladies hairstyle and it just looked like a big bowl of spaghetti, and thus this Spaghetti Hair shirt was born.

Any day on a bike, is. a good day. I mean besides bike races, have you ever seen an unhappy person on a bike - I think not! So get outside and keep on biking!

I love Halloween, and I remember Halloween all year long. And I'm definitely humming the Misfits song as I type this.

I don't know why, but he's a real melon felon. He just can't stay away from them.

The only Planet of the Apes movie, that doesn't exist yet - The Musical. I mean they made like 6 of them in 70s and it's been rebooted now, but still no musical?

If guacamole, a squishy mess, can be extra - so can you! Live your life and know your worth, so be extra, just like the guac.

I've been described as a cactus - prickly outside and soft and gooey inside - and I'd say that's pretty accurate. I look tough, but I'm a softie.

Why does this cat have a banana peel as a hat? I dunno, but it's funny isn't it, well at least if you think nonsense is funny. The japanese translates to - banana hairstyle.

Let's be honest I am straight up not having a good time, so I want to go home. And why wouldn't I wan to go home - all my favorite stuff is there.

I remember watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as a kid a loving his response to Veruca Salt when she objects, “Snozberries? Who ever heard of a snozberry?" - "We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams" Who says anything has to be this, that, or the other, we can decide. This is the best shirt for people who are creators, artists, dreamers, or just people who love Gene Wilder and Willy Wonka.

He's not very tall, seems friendly and unthreatening, but that's how they get you. Now you can get this Last Of Us parody shirt and show 'em you got a sense of humor.

It's a positive, graffiti styled design about how you need to keep on truckin' on a truck - so you truck while you truck.

Don't mess around with this crab or you'll get the 'pinchers of peril' A funny alliteration for crab claws, appreciated by only the most refined.

People are crazy, those tumblers they're fighting over have none of the swag this Stanley Hudson Stanley Cup.

Somehow one day you're a bright kid with boundless energy and the next day you're an adult and everything is exhausting.

They say the early bird gets the worm, I mean I don't know that, that's true, but also don't know it's not true - I just really don't watch birds that much. It is good as a motivational saying though - rise and grind!

Less thrill, more chill - doesn't the world just need more of that? Everyone tries to get introverts to be more outgoing, but why don't we have the extroverts just shut up!

They get themselves into some embarrassing situations, but it's always in the name of family. Honestly, probably the best example of parenting on TV. So, ask yourself - What Would Bluey's Parent's Do?

Collage of some vintage clip art and comic book lettering for some custom MF Doom art. Great shirt for any fan of Doom and comic book/superhero influenced rap.

Simple, cartoon styled 1970's Cincinnati Bengals design.

The Sheriff, I hear he does a great Jesse Owens impression. Perfect shirt for any Blazing Saddles fan.

A tribute to the fastest draw in the West - The Waco Kid. It's a great shirt for any Blazing Saddles fan.

Treat him right, treat you papa right!

Well when Sheinhardt couldn't get the rights to film the Janis Joplin bio pic, Jackie Jormp-Jomp was born. I hear it's going to be Jenna Maroney's greatest role, besides the Rural Juror, of course. Perfect shirt for any 30 Rock fan.

Love is messy, especially that love is for a taco, they fall apart so easily.

I dunno about you, but my childhood was overrun by milk ads. I'm pretty sure they still have a hold on me. I'm over here drinking 8 glasses a day, sinking to the bottom of the pool with my overly dense calcium rich bones.

Prove you're a fungi with this Shrooms in Bloom shirt.

Dang, the Dallas Chokeboys strike again! We're good enough to make it to the playoffs, but lousy enough to always lose the first game.

From the episode of the Office where Michael Scott makes his own commercial and Pam Beesly animates the logo at the end with this tagline.

Indiana Airways is the fake airline featured in the Season 4 episode of Parks and Rec 'Lucky', where Leslie Knope goes to the Pawnee airport to be interviewed by Buddy Wood for a morning talk show. Now you can snag this shirt from the alternate Parks and Recs universe where Indiana Airways exists.

As a kid I sure burned through some batteries back in the 90s, but those little blocks weren't gonna move themselves.

It's not the size of your opponent that matters, but the size of their fight. Which in the case of five year olds, it's also small, so they're easy to beat.