Star Trek Sucks?

A hastily designed shirt for a joke on Twitter

Halt! Gazpacho Police!

All proceeds from sales of this design will be donated to the Idaho Humane Society.

Hentai?

The bucket America needs

Don't get caught in an awkward social situation where nobody can tell if you want to funge or not!

This is a shirt

The Federation would like you to know they respect your right to have your culture, which is not as good as theirs.

I don't know, Jack just told me he needed this for something. It's probably a copyright violation.

Worf loves punching, for science

For all your luxury landscaping and press conference needs.

We can only hope to vibe as hard as Mister Homn

Data's primary characteristics.

And here is another color option.

Another version, because SOMEBODY wanted it in red on black.

No Treefort 2020 means no Poopfort 2020, but that doesn't mean you can't have a new Poopfort t-shirt!

These two spacecraft ran into each other, got their missions all muddled up, and oops! They accidentally did several genocides!

Kids have a lot of wisdom in the poop department.

The herring and sickle, with words, so you don't have to explain it as often

The most important lesson Wes learned in season 1.

No speed limits in space.

It's from the movie! You know the one!

Always. Be. Stealing. Whales.