Tees by Confucius

In a moment of playful imagination, you spin a tale about cannibals feasting on your uncle's legendary barbecue ribs. With a mischievous glint in your eye, you regale your friends with vivid details of how the cannibals mistook his secret recipe for human flesh. Laughter echoes as you confess it's just a hug fib, but the memory of your uncle's ribs remains unforgettable.Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love when you tell tall tales. Perfect for everyday wear.

Class of 2027

Patriotic Corgi. It is a great Christmas or Birthday Gifts for adults, both Men and Women, and also for Toddler Kids, both Boys and Girls, who are Obsessed with Corgi Dogs!

Future Design. Simple Art Deco Future Distressed Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love imaging the world of the Future. Perfect for everyday wear.

Girls Passover Matzah Girl Shirt Jewish Gift. Passover Matzah Girl shirt is a perfect Passover gifts for kids, children and for all your Jewish Friends.

Corgi Butts Make Me Nuts. Colorful Funny Artful design perfect for those who love Corgis. Purchase for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love Corgis. Perfect to wear all year round especially if you love Corgis

Shell Yeah I Love Armadillos. Simple Text & Armadillo Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love Armadillos. Perfect for everyday wear.

Dont be a Twatwaffle. Colorful Kawaii Waffle Design. Perfect for Mother, Father, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who think the Twatwaffle Term is funny! Perfect for everyday wear.

Seymour Beaver. Beautiful Colorful Big Hairy Beaver Design perfect for all the Animal Lovers in the world. Purchase this for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, or anyone who Loves the Beautiful Big Hairy Beaver. Perfect for anytime wear especially when traveling in the forests near the Big Hairy Beaver.

Save The Big Hairy Beaver. Beautiful Colorful Big Hairy Beaver Design perfect for all the Animal Lovers in the world. Purchase this for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, or anyone who Loves the Beautiful Big Hairy Beaver. Perfect for anytime wear especially when traveling in the forests near the Big Hairy Beaver.

Chichen Itza Ruins Cozumel. Simple Sunset Style Design with Distressed Letter Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love the Cozumel and all its ruins. Perfect for everyday wear.

Living the Texas Dream Inspirational Texas Design. Simple Patriotic Text & Texas Swish Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love the State of Texas and all it stands for. Perfect for everyday wear and to show support for those who live in the Great State of Texas.

Texan By Birth Rebel By Choice Inspirational Texas Design. Simple Patriotic Text & Texas Swish Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love the State of Texas and all it stands for. Perfect for everyday wear and to show support for those who live in the Great State of Texas.

Yes I Am Just Too Cool Corgi Design. Simple Text & Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love Corgis! Perfect for everyday wear.

Behold our stunning tee design, 'Mother Nature Needs You,' where the ethereal beauty of our planet's guardian comes to life in vibrant watercolor hues. With each brushstroke capturing the essence of forests, oceans, and skies, Mother Nature beckons us to embrace our role as stewards of her splendor. This captivating image serves as a call to action, reminding us that our actions impact the very essence of life around us. Wear it as a badge of honor, a pledge to stand alongside Mother Nature in her quest for preservation and renewal. Let's join hands in celebrating the magnificence of our natural world and pledge to protect it for generations to come.

Introducing our vibrant tee design, 'Leave Only Footprints,' a celebration of diversity and environmental consciousness. Each footprint represents a unique individual, coming together in harmony to tread lightly on our planet. With a burst of colors mirroring the richness of our world's cultures, this design symbolizes unity in our collective responsibility to protect and preserve our Earth. Wear it proudly as a reminder that every step we take leaves an imprint, urging us to make them ones of positivity, inclusivity, and sustainability.

Latte-Aholic. Simple Humorous Text & Coffee Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who work need their Latte's. Perfect for everyday wear.

Call Center Drone. Simple Humorous Text & Phone Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who work in the call center environment. Perfect for everyday wear and to show support for those who work along side you.

Call Center Slave. Simple Humorous Text & Phone Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who work in the call center environment. Perfect for everyday wear and to show support for those who work along side you.

Fashionphobic. Simple Matched Text Design. Perfect Design for Mother, Father, Sister, Brother, or anyone buying a Mothers Day Present for Mom, Daughter, or Auntie. Perfect for Everyday Wear.

Envision a design that wears its wit as boldly as its design, a perfect canvas for the sharp-tongued and quick-witted. The phrase "Slay Them With Sarcasm" is emblazoned across the front in a font that drips with irony, each letter crafted to look as though it's been carved out with a tongue sharper than a double-edged sword. This tee doesn't just speak to those who wield sarcasm like a finely honed blade; it celebrates the art of verbal sparring, making it the perfect emblem for anyone who believes that the pen (or, in this case, the spoken word) is mightier than the sword.

Imagine a design that captures the daily grind with a blend of humor and stark reality, all sketched out in vibrant cartoon lines. At the center of this whimsical design, a group of cartoon prisoners, is chained together symbolizing the all-too-familiar bondage to the 9-to-5 routine. Around this merry band of wage slaves, in bold, playful letters, the phrase "Prisoner To The Paycheck". Perfect for anytime wear! This design, in all its colorful and comic glory, serves as a light-hearted badge of honor for anyone who's ever felt shackled by the necessity of earning a living, turning a shared sentiment into a visual pun that's sure to elicit chuckles and knowing nods.

The Right To Bear Arms - Our Greatest Right. Simple Patriotic Text & Rifle Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who believe in the Right To Bear Arms. Perfect for everyday wear and to show support for those who believe.

Introducing the ultimate expression of patriotic pride: the Team Liberty tee. This isn't just any tee; it's a declaration, a wearable testament to the spirit of freedom and unity that defines Team Liberty. Picture this: a tee that boldly carries the Team Liberty name not once, but in a creative, repetitive pattern that wraps you in an endless embrace of patriotic fervor.

Milk It For All Its Worth Amusing Cow Design. Simple Distressed Text & Bovine Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love Bovine Humor. Perfect for everyday wear

Udderly Delightful. Simple Fun Cow Silhouette Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who loves all of Gods creatures especially the majestic Moo-master the Cow. Perfect for anytime wear!

Blended Family. Simple Fun Animal Silhouette Design showing Cats, Dogs, Birds and Bunnies. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who loves all of Gods creatures. Perfect for anytime wear!

Make It Legal Leaf Silhouette Design. No matter what you call it, this Make It Legal Leaf Design is instantly recognizable and perfectly legal to wear anywhere anytime. By it for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who has glaucoma or just enjoys recreational use.

What Smells Like Carrots - Bunny Farts Novelty Design. Simple Humorous Text & Rabbit Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love those little veggie eaters. Perfect for everyday wear especially in the Garden

One Nation Under God. Simple Distressed Text & Black and White Flag Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love The United States . Perfect for everyday wear.

Distressed Patriot Design. Simple Distressed Text & Black and White Flag Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love The United States . Perfect for everyday wear.

Proud Texas Come And Take It Design with Texas Flag And Wire. Simple Patriotic Text & Wire Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love the State of Texas. Perfect for everyday wear and to show support.

Stand With Texas and Secure The Border Message Based Design. Simple Distressed Text & State Inspired Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love the State of Texas. Perfect for everyday wear.

Let's Get Lucked Up - Irish Based St. Patrick's Design. Simple Humorous Green Text & Stein Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love their Irish Heritage and St. Patrick's Holiday. Perfect for everyday wear.

Medical Assistant, We Do It All, Rainbow Support Design. Simple Humorous Text & Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who are or live with a Medical Assistant. Perfect for everyday wear and to show support.

Kanji Japan Inspired Robot Design. kanji lettering on robot white and purple outfit. Simple AI Text & Sketch Design. Perfect for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt or Uncle who love Kanji Robot Designs . Perfect for everyday wear.