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It's Not A Dad Bod It's A Father Figure

Jalen Hurts The Goat! MVP!

Queen Elizabeth II - 1926-2022 - God Bless the Queen

Don't be that person who doesn't rewind. Be Kind, Rewind! Never return a VHS without rewinding it first.

This Shit is Bananas

It’s Corn! A Big Lump With Knobs. It Has the Juice, It Has the Juice.. I Can’t Imagine a More Beautiful Thing! It’s Corn! I Can Tell You All About It. I Mean... Look at This Thing. But When I Tried It With Butter Everything Changed!

Goblin Mode is turned on!

It’s Corn! A Big Lump With Knobs. It Has the Juice, It Has the Juice.. I Can’t Imagine a More Beautiful Thing! It’s Corn! I Can Tell You All About It. I Mean... Look at This Thing. But When I Tried It With Butter Everything Changed!

Nugs and Kisses - To All My Bitches

It’s Corn! A Big Lump With Knobs. It Has the Juice, It Has the Juice.. I Can’t Imagine a More Beautiful Thing! It’s Corn! I Can Tell You All About It. I Mean... Look at This Thing. But When I Tried It With Butter Everything Changed!

Warning: Insufficient Memory

It’s Corn! A Big Lump With Knobs. It Has the Juice, It Has the Juice.. I Can’t Imagine a More Beautiful Thing! It’s Corn! I Can Tell You All About It. I Mean... Look at This Thing. But When I Tried It With Butter Everything Changed!

DUNKIN' DANK"

I'm not the only one that thinks 2022 has been a crappy year. Gas Prices are record high, inflation is at an all time high, crypto and stocks are crashing, there is a recession on the horizon, wars are happening, houses cost too much, food is expensive.

Drugs Not Hugs - Don't Touch Me

My Wife is Phyc-HOT-ic

I Am Pretty Confident My Last Words Will Be "Well Shit, That Didn't Work" - If you're a confident person and love taking risks then this funny t-shirt is for you!

Born Too Late To Be A Sea Pirate, Born Too Early To Be A Space Pirate

Parody of "Don't Tread on Me Flag - No Step On Snek

It's Not A Dad Bod It's A Father Figure

Lock Him Up! Trump Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Pass Mar-A-Lago

Fishing Gets Me Wet

"Trust No One" - Eye Of Providence

Everyday needs to be Earth day!

Stay Woke - Deriving from "stay awake," to stay woke is to keep informed of the shitstorm going on around you in times of turmoil and conflict, specifically on occasions when the media is being heavily filtered.

Made for the psychos that can eat a whole box of cereal in one sitting.

Big Brother is Watching You.

The Ghost of Kyiv - Ukraine MiG-29 Ace Fighter Pilot

Opossums aren't mean, they're just misunderstood.

Let everyone know that you own a air fryer.

BBQ Timer Barbeque & Beer

Eat. Sleep. Repeat.

Warning Officially Legal

World's Greatest Farter I Mean Father

Let me probe ya butt.

Get out and vote! It's your right!