That Crafting Feeling

That's just Classic Stripe.

You're hogging up the one phone line in the house but this sound is so sweet

Boyfriend, zaddy, call him whatever you like.

The story of "The Farmer" follows a series of events happening, and each time, the neighbors tell the farmer that it's "good luck" or "bad luck". Every time, the farmer simply replies to each situation: "we'll see".

When you may enjoy kids' TV content more than the kids

A vintage tube TV displaying a test pattern with colors of the LGBTQ pride flag.

It's Tuesday, might raid a wedding ship and take their cake toppers and cry about it later.

Our Flag Means Sluts

Our Flag Means Sluts

Jim Jimenez needs you to Protect Trans Kids because they're not a fing mermaid.

Look up what "a batty harridan" is and know that it is a compliment.

When a major news outlet calls you "savagely homosexual".

Cheers to you, reader of smut. Cover your Kindle with smut stickers.

Nothing like the scent of pages

Pod together for unity and progress! Rise from the depth to the halls of power.

Vote for the pirate Blackbeard - Edward Teach "Born on a Beach" in 2024

Vote Izzy Hands in 2024 - he's the new unicorn and he's indestructible.

Vote for Jim Jimenez who is not a f---ing mermaid.

Vote for Stede Bonnet & Edward Teach - they're co-captains and lunatics.

When you skipped your afternoon sleep and need to become the Flamingo Queen

Pirate daddy says it's 40 minutes long and it's a banger so we need to see it.

They cannot hide those long dogs from you - you gotta find them all!

Inspired by a voice in the background of a video that Samba Schutte shared of Vico Ortiz winning a game of Monopoly Deal, because we are truly unhinged.

Sorry, there are no hinges left. Hinges are all sold out.

Whether you're here from the Good Omens, Our Flag Means Death or the Last Of Us fandoms, we all love our fictional gay dads!

You'll never get Rusty out! Australia's #1 cricket champion.

A tribute to the all-time greatest cricket champ - Rusty!

Stede Bonnet's life on his ship The Revenge, now out to sea.

When your thirst can only be quenched by 40 ounce of ice cold hydration.

Take a drink from your 40oz insulated thirst-quencher drinking cup because you're always thirsty.

Spill the tea - it's time to read way too much into the comment section.

Mizu's yellow-tinted sunglasses

Jane Austen, master spy who also wrote novels, was the brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery. Her other crimes include brand smuggling.

Congratulations! You'd been well & truly docked.

Words from Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman" series: "I've always heard it's impolite to keep one's friends waiting." - Morpheus to Hob Gadling

Words from "The Sandman" graphic novel and TV series: "I am a cat, I keep my own counsel."