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Those dangerous anarchists and their cans of weaponized soup.

You may not be a protagonist, but you have the initiative to date one.

Maybe you aren't a protagonist, but you've got the initiative to date one.

Gender is fake but the mothman is real.

Gender is fake but the goatman is real.

Y'all know what you're about.

You may not be tough but you're still a snack, and you deserve to be recognized.

We all did.

When in doubt.

The perfect way to reassure humans that you, too, are a real human person and definitely not several small garbage creatures in an unconvincing disguise.

The perfect way to reassure humans that you, too, are a real human person and definitely not several small garbage creatures in an unconvincing disguise.

The perfect way to reassure humans that you, too, are a real human person and definitely not several small garbage creatures in an unconvincing disguise.

The perfect way to reassure humans that you, too, are a real human person and definitely not several small garbage creatures in an unconvincing disguise.

The perfect way to reassure humans that you, too, are a real human person and definitely not several small garbage creatures in an unconvincing disguise.

The perfect way to reassure humans that you, too, are a real human person and definitely not several small garbage creatures in an unconvincing disguise.

The perfect way to reassure humans that you, too, are a real human person and definitely not several small garbage creatures in an unconvincing disguise.

The perfect way to reassure humans that you, too, are a real human person and definitely not several small garbage creatures in an unconvincing disguise.

Be good now, children.

When you have a wizard physique but what you want is a fighter physique.