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Simple white letters on black background: "No one fucks with Dark Brandon." Variation on words from POTUS on a visit to Florida after Hurricane Ian. People who swear tend to be smarter than those who don't, so be smart - vote blue for democracy.

Simple white letters on black background: "No one fucks with a Brandon." Variation on words from POTUS on a visit to Florida after Hurricane Ian. People who swear tend to be smarter than those who don't, so be smart - vote blue for democracy.

Simple white letters on black background: "No one fucks with a Biden." Immortal words from POTUS on a visit to Florida after Hurricane Ian. People who swear tend to be smarter than those who don't, so be smart - vote blue for democracy.

Simple white letters on black background: "yacht taste, ferry budget". Yeah. You wanna treat yourself but your bank account is always empty at the end of the month. You want caviar but you have to settle for a scone. We've all been there.

Simple white letters on black background: "incorrigible". Maybe a parent or grandparent used to call you this? Wear it as a badge of honor, because you're shameless, irrepressible, and you won't back down.

Simple white letters on black background: "I want to be invited, but I don't want to go." Ah, the introvert's endless conundrum: We want to feel loved, but we don't actually want to GO anywhere. Invite me, but let me stay home!

Simple white letters on black background: "I voted for the email lady." And with hindsight, that was an even better choice than it seemed at the time. Save democracy; vote blue; don't believe the liars looking to enrich themselves.

Simple white letters on black background: "I've never been sad eating tacos". Same goes for cupcakes, tortas, pretzels, and a few other fab foods. Because when the world is going down in flames, tacos can still make you happy.

Simple white letters on black background: "I've never been sad eating donuts". Same goes for tacos, cupcakes, tortas, and a few other fab foods. Because when the world is going down in flames, donuts can still make you happy.

Simple white letters on black background: "I've never been sad eating cupcakes". Same goes for tacos, donuts, tortas, and a few other fab foods. Because when the world is going down in flames, cupcakes can still make you happy.

Simple white letters on black background: "Tish James stan account." Because frankly, our stanning of the amazing Letitia James, NY Attorney General, is overdue. She brings the justice with fire and a hammer. We stan.

Simple white letters on black background: "Tish James stan account." Because frankly, our stanning of the amazing Letitia James, NY Attorney General, is overdue. She brings the justice with fire and a hammer. We stan.

Simple white letters on black background: "My life is not going as planned". I don't know what I had in mind but it wasn't THIS. Make it make sense.

Simple white letters on black background: "Madam, the staff count as people." For retail and service workers everywhere when nightmare customers want to pretend you just don't exist. You don't need to open your mouth; let this say it for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "Jesus send the flood". What is there left to say? Are we LITERALLY in the end times or does it just feel like it? Pandemic, climate change, threats to democracy everywhere... Lord save us.

Simple white letters on black background: "I've seen enough." That's it. I've seen enough. I can't even. Leave me alone because we're just done. Oh, and get off my lawn. For curmudgeons and aspiring grumps everywhere.

Simple white letters on black background: "It's not an FBI raid, it's a normal tourist visit to Mar-a-Lago." Do you trust the GOP or your lying eyes?! It's totally normal for an ex-president to steal classified docs and keep them at a golf resort.

Simple white letters on black background: "Introvert, but willing to discuss cats." If you'd rather people just left you alone, BUT you'll happily talk about your cats for hours, then why not tell the world?

Simple white letters on black background: "I prefer my tokens fungible." Everyone's spending their bitcoins on the intarwebs to buy them fancy NFTs but what happens when you just want to keep your tokens fungible? Huh???

Simple white letters on black background: "I hope parallel universe me is doing ok." Maybe alt you is living the suckiest life imaginable (or won the lottery!). If you like your humor credulous with a touch of the absurd, this might be for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "I am just as shocked as you". I just can't even. I'm shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED.

Simple white letters on black background: "Fox News and talk radio did to you what you said video games would do to us." Gen X or a Millennial? Got a boomer in your life? Pro-democracy, anti-fascist, anti-hate? Wear this to Thanksgiving.

Simple white letters on black background: "I am my target audience." Do you crack yourself up? Do you make yourself laugh even when everyone else is looking at you oddly? You're your own target audience. High five.

Simple white letters on black background: "hérétique" (aka "heretique", French for "heretic"). Wear it like a badge of honor. Because no matter your beliefs, doubts are healthy.

Simple white letters on black background: "fun is good". There's precious little joy left in the world so take your happiness where you can find it. Fun is good. Have some.

Simple white letters on black background: "Fashion sense: Didn't think I'd see anyone I know." For the stylistically challenged and loud-trouser-wearing folks among us.

Simple white letters on black background: "almost as concerned as Susan Collins". Ugh. What can you say? The useless senator from Maine wrings her hands and expresses concern and doesn't do a dang thing to protect democracy. Vote them all out.

Simple white letters on black background: "It may be funny to you, motherf*cker, but it's not funny to me." Republicans are laughing at dead kids now. Beto drops some truth bombs on them. Vote Beto, vote blue.

Simple white letters on black background: "It may be funny to you, motherfucker, but it's not funny to me." Republicans are laughing at dead kids now. Beto drops some truth bombs on them. Vote Beto, vote blue.

Simple white letters on black background: "nobody expects DARK BRANDON". Fascists hate it when you laugh at them so when we took their stupid "Brandon" meme and made it even more ridiculous, we won. And we're definitely not tired of winning.

Simple white letters on black background: "FBI breaking into your safe? Just comply." Isn't that what the GOP is always saying? Just comply with the police! If you didn't steal classified documents the DOJ wouldn't have to come to Florida to get them back!

Simple white letters on black background: "I got here as soon as I wanted to." Sometimes people are just too much. For the socially awkward and anxious among us. Introverts and ambiverts unite! In a field somewhere! And don't talk to each other!

Simple white letters on black background: "flargen blargen". When there are no words left and you just can't even. Moan, groan, flargen blargen, whatever, leave me alone. For pandemic and other apocalypse times.

Simple white letters on black background: "Ehhhh." The planet's burning, democracy is teetering, we're years into a pandemic - when you're just exhausted there's nothing left to say, your response can just be "Ehhhh."

Simple white letters on black background: "Doubt." It's the simplest expression of your scepticism, and face it, there's less and less to believe in, in these cynical days. Perhaps you doubt this, too. Fair enough.

Simple white letters on black background: "donuts spark joy". There's precious little joy left in the world so take your happiness where you can find it. If that's a sweet pastry covered in icing, so be it.