TheBestWords

"Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear?" asks the meme. The bear, every time. A design for feminist women and girls, or the men who love and understand them.

"Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear?" asks the meme. Honestly, the bear. A design for feminist women and girls, or the men who love and understand them.

The whole thing is a work of genius - Fani Willis' amazing letter to Jim Jordan - but this is arguably the best part: "As a non-member of the bar, you can purchase a copy for two hundred forty-nine dollars [$249]." Yowch!! Fani Fan Club!

Simple white letters on black background: "private slogan - please do not read." When your sense of humor is just absurdist and ridiculous - but it still makes people laugh.

Simple white letters on black background: "Life goal: Pet ALL the dogs". There are so many good boys and girls, but they all need recognition. We don't deserve dogs but we can at least pet them.

Simple white letters on black background: "I don't care about winning the Pan-Pacific Grand Prix". You might outrage your ballroom-loving mother by saying so, but it's strictly the truth.

Simple white letters on black background: "just about coping". Pandemic + climate change + attacks on democracy + rise of AI + war + pestilence - it's EXHAUSTING. If you're coping you're doing OK.

Simple white letters on black background: "jammy git". Sarcastic or self-aware or just classic self-deprecating British humour? Or give this to your best mate.

Simple white letters on black background: "[ironic lol]". For when you cannot even, and you're weary and exhausted. All you have left is a sarcastic, sardonic, snarky "lol".

Simple white letters on black background: "I'm a black belt in reading". For librarians, teachers, readers of all ages, and bookworms everywhere - unite in the library and we'll beat you with words.

Simple white letters on black background: "Gen X sais quoi." Gen X - the forgotten generation. Everyone's all up on the Boomers and the Millennials but we exist, dammit! Not that anyone indicates they know that.

Simple black letters: "Hillary was right about everything." Each day that goes by shows that Hillary was right. Indictments, espionage, EETD - Hillary was right, it's as simple as that.

Simple white letters on black background: "I was baptized in the River Cringe". Forget cool - embrace cringe. Own your weirdness!

Simple white letters on black background: "I listen to bands that don't even exist yet". When you're effortlessly cool and maybe just a bit deadpan and snarky about edgelords.

Simple white letters on black background: "I just hope both teams have fun". When you like sports but they're not everything. Who cares about the score if everyone's having a good time?!

Simple white letters on black background: "don't borrow trouble". Old fashioned saying that still resonates today - when you're anxious and maybe a bit awkward but want to worry less. After all - it might not happen.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll rise but I won't shine". When you're exhausted, and tired of people, and of the world. But at the end of the day there's always the couch and a blanket!

Simple white letters on black background: "I just hate it when people". Ehhhh. Don't even need to finish the sentence, right? People. Just - ugh. Who said "Hell is other people"?

Simple white letters on black background: "got the morbs". Are you a Victorian drama queen or just got your eyes open to the dark and depressing state of the world? Ugh, it's all too much.

Simple white letters on black background: "getting in my own way". When you trip over your own feet and past you screws things up for future you. Can you get out of your own way? Maybe?

Simple white letters on black background: "drama in real life". Maybe you're a theater buff! Maybe you're a little bit dramatic! Maybe wild stuff just keeps happening to you, for real! Lean into it, drama queen (or king).

Simple white letters on black background: "I lost half a day of skiing". Sometimes it's hard to explain the consequences of your ski slope accident in court without sounding absurd but at least we got memes out of it, right? I wish you well.

Simple white letters on black background: "I wish you well". You might mean this for real, or maybe it's the equivalent of "bless your heart" for the dude who ran into you on the ski slopes and now wants to sue you.

Simple white letters on black background: "dead posh". When you lift your little finger while drinking tea, and sometimes don't even buy the no-name brands. You're so fancy; you're dead posh. Oo-er, missus.

Simple white letters on black background: "dead fancy". When you lift your little finger while drinking tea, and sometimes don't even buy the no-name brands. You're dead fancy. Oo-er, missus.

Simple white letters on black background: "crisis? tea; celebration? tea; end of the world? tea" When we spot the asteroid or the massive tidal wave, the Brits will put the kettle on. What else will there be to do?

Simple white letters on black background: "Uncle Fancy". When you're this kind of uncle, you just know. You like things just so; you got your own style; you got the confidence - make way for Uncle Fancy.

Simple white letters on black background: "cheese expert". Whether it's gouda, cheddar, red leicester, halloumi, mozzarella, a nice cotija queso - grilled cheese, cheese burger or an old-style jaffle - this is for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "cantankerous". Curmudgeons and grumps and grouches, unite! Drink a toast to "bah humbug" and "get off my lawn" and practice your muttering to keep your hand in.

Simple white letters on black background: "best when chilled". Yeah, true for all of us. So sit back, relax, and chill out.

Simple white letters on black background: "Aunt Fancy". When you're this kind of auntie, you just know. You like things just so; you got your own style; you got the confidence - make way for Aunt Fancy.

Simple white letters on black background: "- and by 'us' I mean 'me'". For those who know they're the most important person in any room, and are unashamed of the fact. Sarcastic - or sincere? We all know.

Simple white letters on black background: "a bit sweary". Whether the air around you is constantly blue, people liken you to a sailor, or you just like the odd cuss word, maybe give people a heads-up. For the mildly profane.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'm not a robot". Can you click on all the crosswalks and mountains and bridges and chimneys? Congrats, AI won't get you. Today.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'm just here for the indictments". Aww yeah. Bring traitors to justice and stand up for democracy. Bring out that bubbly that's been chilling since 2016.

Simple white letters on black background: "I was an honor student - I don't know what happened". When life's just outta control, you're suddenly old, and just - what's going on?!