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Simple white letters on black background: "don't read the comments". Just... don't. There are people who think their opinions are facts; there are trolls; the worst of humanity hangs out in the comments. Stay serene; avoid the comments.

Simple white letters on black background: "Anyone wanna help me with my Bogo Pogo?" Whether you're actually Wayne or just a regular ballroom dancer, this move could be your ticket to win the Pan Pacific Grand Prix. Get moving.

Simple white letters on black background: "Have a sook, Scott." If you were rejoicing when the ABC called the 2022 Australian election for Albo and the teals, then you'll be overjoyed to tell Scomo to piss off. Bye bye, Scottie. No one will miss you.

Simple white letters on black background: "gay vibes". I mean, it's probably obvious, but just in case, you can put it out there in black and white. For those whose rainbow's on the inside.

Simple white letters on black background: "[dissociating]". Sometimes you just need to be left alone to do what you do. Socially anxious? Introvert? Wear it with pride.

Simple white letters on black background: "complete dag". Australians know what this means and that it can be both an insult and kinda endearing. Channel your fave Aussie with this tongue in cheek design.

Simple white letters on black background: "Born to wake up at noon." Some of us, like Ben Franklin (apparently), like to rise at dawn - but some of us were born to wake up at noon. Lean in. Stay in bed.

Simple white letters on black background: "beldam". People used to use it as an insult but it's time to embrace these terms and wear them with pride. After all - they insulted women because they were afraid of them. As they should be.

Simple white letters on black background: "Awake, but barely." These days we're all exhausted and stressed. So if you'd rather be sleeping or taking a nap on the couch, embrace that with honesty.

Simple white letters on black background: "Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity." Yeah. People are stupid which is why we can't have nice things. Like democracy.

Simple white letters on black background: "anti-fascist". Our grandpas all went off to fight a war against the fascists. Continue their legacy by being pro democracy and against authoritarianism in all its forms.

Simple white letters on black background: "Always be yourself. Unless you're an asshole." Being true to yourself is important, but y'know, if you're an asshole, you really should do something about that. Just be a good person. It's not that complex.

Simple white letters on black background: "404: Slogan not found." For when you nothing to say, but you still want to say something.

Simple white letters on black background: "404: Gender not found." For gender-fluid and gender-queer theydies and gentlethems everywhere. Be your glorious self.

Simple white letters on black background: "404: Fucks not found." Sometimes you just don't have the energy to care. Seems to be happening more often these days.

Simple white letters on black background: "always add fries". Do you want fries wi- ? THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES. Starch good. Fat good. Salt good. Potatoes very good. Get the fries. Even if they're called chips. They're good.

Simple white letters on black background: "Actually yes, I WAS born in a barn." Raised by wolves. In a barn. Yep. It explains a lot.

Simple white letters on black background: "[barbaric yawp]". Sometimes, like Uncle Walt, you want to actually sound your barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world; other times you can wear it ironically (or not!) on a shirt.

Simple white letters on black background: "amateur". Please don't judge; I've never even been trained. On anything. Just let me be; I'm not a professional at life and I'm doing my best.

Simple white letters on black background: "young at heart". All of us have more white hair than a couple of years ago, but if you're positive and hopeful and still have energy - you're young at heart.

Simple white letters on black background: "thornback". So turns out "spinster" is just for the young women; an unmarried woman over 26 (?!) used to be known as a thornback. Which - yeah, sure, ok.

Simple white letters on black background: "THORNBACK". So turns out "spinster" is just for the young women; an unmarried woman over 26 (?!) used to be known as a thornback. Which - yeah, sure, ok.

Simple white letters on black background: "The only dangerous minority is the rich." Inconvenient truths you can wear or display anywhere; for social justice activists and other radicals.

Simple white letters on black background: "THE ONLY DANGEROUS MINORITY IS THE RICH". Inconvenient truths you can wear or display anywhere; for social justice activists and other radicals.

Simple white letters on black background: "the fun aunt". Every family has one - maybe it's you? Maybe you're a grateful niece or nephew - or maybe even a loving sister. Thank the best aunt today.

Simple white letters on black background: "THE FUN AUNT". Every family has one - maybe it's you? Maybe you're a grateful niece or nephew - or maybe even a loving sister. Thank the best aunt today.

Simple white letters on black background: "The fine-ass uncle with no kids". We all know which uncle this is. Turns up looking like a million bucks. Has that great car. Family pride, y'all.

Simple white letters on black background: "THE FINE-ASS UNCLE WITH NO KIDS". We all know which uncle this is. Turns up looking like a million bucks. Has that great car. Family pride, y'all.

Simple white letters on black background: "Tell the truth and shame the devil." Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

Simple white letters on black background: "TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL". Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

Simple white letters on black background: "New year, new me - but even worse." Gym? Eating better? Stop swearing? Don't make me laugh. The 2020s are a race to the bottom and we're all competing.

Simple white letters on black background: "NEW YEAR, NEW ME - BUT EVEN WORSE". Gym? Eating better? Stop swearing? Don't make me laugh. The 2020s are a race to the bottom and we're all competing.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll get over it. Just need to be dramatic first." Give me a few minutes to laugh, cry, emote, and otherwise bring the drama. Be right with you.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'LL GET OVER IT - JUST NEED TO BE DRAMATIC FIRST". Give me a few minutes to laugh, cry, emote, and otherwise bring the drama. Be right with you.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have a lot of feelings." Feelings?! I have ALL of them. And maybe a few new ones that no one's even heard of before. Dramatic? Maybe a bit.

Simple white letters on black background: "I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS". Feelings?! I have ALL of them. And maybe a few new ones that no one's even heard of before. Dramatic? Maybe a bit.